Down to Clown

my bedsheet is pregnant and it's. the rest of my laundry

im going to fix my entire life

When?

Like Um. later

desperately want to draw want nothing less than to be drawing

Where does the you go. In this scenario

*looks at polyamorous triad* so which of you is the soldier and which is the poet and which is the king

hello ethereal anime girl artist. Before you is a pencil and some paper. If you can sketch out a fat person, you can go free. Fail, and this rube Goldberg machine will activate the guillotine that kills you bad

a thing about me is i basically never notice a wig or other kind of hairpiece in tv/movies. it has to be party city territory for me to even twig it. people will complain about characters' wigs looking bad and i will nod along but there is like a 90% chance i did not notice for a second while watching. i consider this mostly a blessing.

i have this deadly sickness called remembering

subtextjob from a girl with huge implications

*flirting* are you ever repulsed by ur desires

you used to be able to get a job just by circling a listing in a newspaper in red pen

And newspapers

reading dnis is a great way to learn words that no one has ever used and might not even be real