um.

problematic sudoku solving skills gap

you aren't gonna believe who is getting laid soon, read the first two words <3

parasocialism is bad Unless its with me. i love you. yes You. Specifically

How did someone get a camera all the way over there

selfie stick

Ohhhh true

In 2026, the chicest thing a gay actor can do is never explicitly come out as gay but also make it abundantly clear that he is. Coming out is too modern. Staying closeted is too old fashioned. But this method merges contemporary freedom with Old Hollywood glamour and allure, and it weeds out the dumbest people who truly don’t get it. I call it the Pascal Method.

Taylor Swift does this

no she doesn’t

You clearly don't go here or to queer history and signaling, or both, enough to have this conversation and I'm not going to explain it to you. You could have asked questions, you could have done even a modicum of research. You didn't and you made yourself look ignorant. Goodbye.

#I'm fucking crying#this is an instant classic#this is the next meme#i can't believe I'm here to see a baby copypasta nary two hours old#I can't#lol#i laughed way too hard#iconic

this post posits a utopian world where either of these parties would support feeding schoolchildren, making it a masterclass in "hopepunk"

The fact this isn't a painting is a testament to one of the greatest feats of set design and production I've ever seen.

I think this is the first time I've ever been wowed by "this ISN'T a painting"!

idont remmeber what the rest of the post was going to say. use your impregnation i dont care

you get what i mean.

$0

funniest sound in the world is a cat smacking shit hard as fuck with their little stupid paw

i saw a cat with an honest to god balled-up fist getting ready to hit someone the other day and it made me laugh so hard i cried

This, too, is yuri

Is there a reversed version of this I can use to tell my lesbian friends I think they’re a bad fit?

Yahoo deletes my porn but leaves me this.

i'm close ☹️

Im being edged at Aldi