the problem is, you get hungry, and you eat the food. but you just get hungry again! and you don't even have the food anymore

whenever I tell a story I feel like Uncle Colm from Derry Girls

Literally the definition of imperialism and classism. Doesn’t matter how many peasants you sacrifice as long as the most powerful piece is left standing

Proximity of bishops to the rulers promotes theocratic oppression

the horse is so fuckable

the horse isn't fuckable enough

you don’t realize how important lunch is until you’re wandering around thinking about how unloveable and untalented and uniquely cursed you are and then it’s 4pm and you finally eat lunch and you go Oh. oh right.

lot of people commenting on this post like "who eats lunch at 4pm that's a terrible time to eat lunch" yes. that is the point. 4pm lunch is inadvisable. 4pm lunch is not the ideal. 4pm lunch makes the mind demons real.

Alarm Off perfec t time for put lying in bed to t/hink! Inside very Quiet and Peace thoughts very productive put in Alarm Off. Put Thinking in Alarm Off time. no problems ever lying in bedd with alarm off because good Contemplation and Eyes Closed for difficult deep thoughts about day. alarmOff yes safe place to close eyes lie in bed can trust not to fall back asleep. friend bed

benedick confessing his love to beatrice while she’s sobbing bc her cousin is disowned/has to fake her own death to win back her fiancé who publicly denounced and abandoned her during her wedding vs. mr darcy insulting every member of elizabeth’s family and calling her poor during his proposal to marry her. fight.

adult life is truly just thinking “I NEED TO CLEAN” while dealing with the 17 other things that have a hard deadline

undiagnosed autistic people will be like "I don't get upset when my routine changes though!!" and it's because they've built a set of if-then loops in their head to pick from one of 6 different strict routines and they do get incredibly upset when they're unable to keep to any of the 6 scripts. I'm john normal

fwuaty-ate ounceza cawffee

r u guys ok i haven't heard anyone say yeet in awhile

u guys used to love yeet...

*sighs* this bitch really IS empty