hello my dudes

i would fuck him [remembers im talking about a real person] um [remembers its normal to be attracted to people] i would fuck him

Another reason why trains would be good is that most people are not good at driving

if "29" is your idea of an older woman you have a flickering pale aura and you will not survive daylight saving time

I kind of miss the impulsivity that certain spaces used to allow. oh you want a hair cut today? hairdresser in the corner can fit you in before her 2 o’clock. tattoo of a cobra… sure leg or arm? even concerts, back when you could go to the box office thirty mins before any show. not saying these things don’t exist at all, but everything feels booked five months in advance and 10x more expensive

resurrected dead wife watching her own montage: wow I looked so hot in that

having unwashed hair will have you believing shit like i can’t be saved