magister weenie wizard

walking down the street and saw someone walking the other direction with a pig in a harness and leash and I stupidly asked, "is that a pig?" and he replied, "I sure hope it is, it was a pig when I left the house"

To be clear I have never been more proud of anyone or anything

whenever i wear lip plumper i feel like the tom hardy myspace baddie duckface selfie

Bro let me get a hit of that dandelion

i’ve been really into breathing in and out lately

i lied. put your clothes back off, I do actually like sex

This clip causes irreparable damage to my brain yet also fully cleanses and heals my soul

all i want is to get hellsitegeneticsed. i want to know what kind of creature my post is. god i want it to be something cool sooooooooo bad do you think they have the genetic code for werewolves

so this is what it's like to be god's favorite

he's unironically 100% correct and i will hear nothing against him

Times Square installation of Jenny Holzer’s neo-conceptual text-based art.