magister weenie wizard

just had a disconcerting thought

dear mister "beast..." i am going to kill you with my dual shadow moon katanas on june 15th 2026 at 8:30 pm pacific time

it really is annoying as hell how someone will talk about how poor people can't avoid ethically dubious products because of how being poor works and then someone with a two story house in the suburbs will take that to mean they can order harry potter books through a drone delivery from amazon and if you criticize that you're a bigot

am i allowed to say kill all trillionaires or is that too specific of a threat

it’s genuinely fucking absurd that cis people have any goddamn say at all on trans healthcare

it's always some sort of day of the week

this too shall pass but the fuck was that for

insidejob from a girl with huge 9/11's 😳

How do I explain Plato's allegory of the cave to my cat?

gato’s allegory of the fishtank

They sent a picture as proof ig??? and I would like to bleach my eyes

PROOF??? pls tell me it was just a pick of the stuff together and not the activity 😭

The second one

He didn't want to use his own toothpaste cuz he wanted that cooling kind of toothpaste. Make his balls extra chilly. Blue balls if you will