magister weenie wizard

mozzarella and parmesan is kind of like the age gap yuri of cheese

people love to pretend rap is THE misogyny genre and that for some mysterious reason, it’s the ONLY genre defined by its misogyny. and, in fact, it’s PRAXIS to hate rap and never listen to it. how very interesting! i wonder what that reason could be! can any of YOU imagine what that reason may be? 🤔

lol saw someone saying this, went to their profile, terf. fork found in kitchen. clockwork

you cannoottttt let your gut reaction to something guide your political views. that's how you end up falling into fascism.

a cat is a sort of machine that dispenses hair all over you and everything else in the room

do u think i can go for a run today or is that something only normal people are allowed to do

weird animals run all the time dude

im going to go for a scamper and scare everyone

walking down the street and saw someone walking the other direction with a pig in a harness and leash and I stupidly asked, "is that a pig?" and he replied, "I sure hope it is, it was a pig when I left the house"

To be clear I have never been more proud of anyone or anything

whenever i wear lip plumper i feel like the tom hardy myspace baddie duckface selfie

Bro let me get a hit of that dandelion