magister weenie wizard

you cannoottttt let your gut reaction to something guide your political views. that's how you end up falling into fascism.

a cat is a sort of machine that dispenses hair all over you and everything else in the room

do u think i can go for a run today or is that something only normal people are allowed to do

weird animals run all the time dude

im going to go for a scamper and scare everyone

walking down the street and saw someone walking the other direction with a pig in a harness and leash and I stupidly asked, "is that a pig?" and he replied, "I sure hope it is, it was a pig when I left the house"

To be clear I have never been more proud of anyone or anything

whenever i wear lip plumper i feel like the tom hardy myspace baddie duckface selfie

Bro let me get a hit of that dandelion

i’ve been really into breathing in and out lately