was found dead in miami

i kiss you on the mouth and end my turn

your mom is a baked potato your dad's dumb ass is asparagus and you are a god damn green bean

hmm... *gets in evil bed and holds my evil stuffed animal* evil night.. *turns off my fucked up evil lamp*

we are witnessing the gentrification of the term "tumblr sexyman" in real time and it is extremely disappointing. like no, live-action white boy #265 played by ryan gosling isn't a tumblr sexyman. i can't believe i have to say this but if it wouldn't get you shoved into a locker it probably isn't a sexyman

A girl can be a handsome fella. This is obvious

cant do the mutual first memory rb game because i genuinely cant remember anything. i dont know you were all my mutuals at birth. we were joined by the stars and by blogging

m,y first memory is that I Loved You and do still

the world NEEDS more fat hairy dykes

I'm so horny I could fuck a person I was attracted to #TRUE

Item: Corset of Visibility

having a multi year long character obsession becomes like a abstract thought experiment at some point