La Push, baby

this is eclipse but he’s bella

bella jumped off a cliff & stayed in her soaking clothes in cold weather. then she’s hit w/ a major stressful event, her ex committing suicide over her death. jets off on a 14-hour flight to save him. she runs through a fucking fountain and stays in her wet shoes/clothes during her trip to the subterranean hell that is the volturi’s lair. has a complete breakdown listening to dozens of humans getting slaughtered in the next room. cool. turn around, get back on another 14-hour flight without any sleep mind u (that’s about 40+ hours of sober reality for those folks counting at home) resting in the cold arms of her vampire lover still in her wet clothes. why didn’t bella get a cold? in this essay we will be examining all the ways in which bella’s quirks hint to her vampire lineag-

odd how many people don’t realize that Red Cross bloodmobiles rely on that logo specifically to deter vampire ambushes

oh oh oh! Armored Car Heist Film but it’s vampires robbing a bloodmobile. all the typical heist tropes apply