If a vampire was to ask for my hand in marriage I would simply say yes, RIP to gothic literature heroines but I'm different.

it’s the year 2045. Smeyer releases her new book: Twilight and Dawn. It’s Life and Death from the perspective of Edythe Cullen. I buy and read

do you think dracula hotboxes that coffin. I think so

found family but they're all absolutely horrendous people

Every time i see a post or tweet about twilight being gay culture or hilarious I just think about how the Quileute tribe of Washington had to set up a website specifically to combat racist misinformation that was being spread about their history and customs by stephenie meyer. Like she really just took an existing group of people with millennia of actual history and an actual mythos and culture and then just made shit up to fit her sexy mormon abstinence only tract

Donate to help the Quileute Nation move their culture and community center to higher ground now that climate change is threatening their current infrastructure.