Useless trash

some doods of the inquisition-era dao gang

Deathwing, from World of Warcraft

Whoever made this, may your pillows always be fluffed and cool and may you never hit a red light as long as you live.

I haven’t laughed this hard in a long mf time.

"You're sure you still got this, Kel?"

"Oh, you see, making abominations is like a romance. You got to start gentle, playful..."

"...work your way..." !!THERE'S SOME MEAT HERE, be careful who's afraid of this topic!!

This is better than I'd ever hoped for, I bet a rat could kill you with that thing by firing a laser back in time and electrocuting your grandfather

Just look at this thing

This is getting notes again so I will admit that "rat gun" was an autocorrect error and it was supposed to be "ray gun."

It was actually $75.

Hi you asked this question and I immediately went to the pottery studio to make a calcifer to put in my woodstove.

Right now it's not going into a secret room (but the Angel of Death (And WiFi) behind it does have a secret compartment for my router? Does that count) but Malice and Vice are still exploring it like it's a whole new world.

Not people's teeth, no.

and i was like “..the what?”

and she was like “the painting of the bird on the branch. can you put it there” and she pointed to the abstract painting

and i was like “how is that a bird”

and she said “well what do you think it is?”

and was like “it’s a beached whale with a giant eye, blowing blood out of its blow hole onto the legs of a guy who’s running away”