Gotta throw the whole bitch away

I can’t remember if I’ve reblogged this before, so here!

when people say my name im like.   cant believe i exist

patiently waiting for someone to fall in love with me. i refuse 2 date. i refuse 2 flirt or make a move. how could this go wrong.

What if instead of the robotic system, Shen Jiu had become Shen Yuan’s system. His horror and disappointment over the fact that his heavenly ethereal body and chic tsundereness is taken over by a brat who killed himself with expired instant ramen would’ve been so hilarious.

Actually pretty easy. Trees don’t reject tissue from other trees in the same family. You bend the tree to another tree when it is a sapling, scrape off the bark on both trees where they touch, add some damp sphagnum moss around them to keep everything slightly moist and bind them together.  Then wait a few years- The trees will have grown together.  You can use a similar technique to graft a lemon branch or a lime branch or even both- onto an orange tree and have one tree that has all three fruits. Frankentrees.

As a biologist I can clearly state that plants are fucking weird and you should probably be slightly afraid of them.

On that note! At the university (UBC) located in town, the Agriculture students were told by their teacher that a tree flipped upside down would die. So they took an excavator and flipped the tree upside down. And it’s still growing. But the branches are now the roots, and the roots are now these super gnarly looking branches. Be afraid.

I am both amazed and horrified of nature as we all should be

I love how trees are like “fuck it, I’ll deal” at literally everything. Forest fire? Cool, my seeds’ll finally grow. Upside down? Branches, suck, roots, leave. What’s this new branch? Eh, welcome to the tree buddy.

I need to be more like tree

I continue to fear and respect out arboreal overlords.

what kind of professor did these students have that they needed to prove him wrong so badly that they literally dug up a tree, flipped it and put it back in the ground?

HOLY SHIT

THE LAST ONE

Solarpunk as fuck!!

Reblogging for “I continue to fear and respect out arboreal overlords.”

Improvise, adapt, overcome

good idea: marry a blacksmith so you can get free swords whenever 

it’s jsut fucked up that we bred pigeons to be our companions and then when we no longer had use of them we just abandoned them and now we treate them like menaces and pests and  people want them dead they are our FRIENDS

I was drunk but right

*spanks your ass hard* can you help me with this math problem

Duality of man

Apparently Mystery Snails is a known type of snail, a fact which I'm equally obsessed with

hello?? is this in pittsburgh? are u telling me I could just go pick up 10 mystery snails tonight FOR FREE??

it sure is and you sure can!