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WHEN YOU AND YOUR DUET PARTNER ARE SO IN SYNC THAT YOU EVEN MESS UP TOGETHER

WHEN A PHOTOGRAPHER MAKES A POINT OF COMING UP TO YOU AFTER A PERFORMANCE AND RAVES ABOUT HOW GOOD YOU WERE AND HOW THEY GOT SO MANY GOOD SHOTS OF YOU, EVEN MAKES A POINT OF GIVING YOU THEIR CARD.......AND THEN NEVER POSTS THE PICS

TRYING TO FIND A DAY EVERYONE IS FREE TO HOLD REHEARSALS

WHEN YOU BUY A 20-CLASS CARD IN ORDER TO MOTIVATE YOURSELF TO ATTEND A NEW STYLE OF DANCE

WHEN YOU ARE LUSTING AFTER SOME NEW ZILLS BUT REALIZE YOU ALREADY BOUGHT THEM....AND TWO OTHER PAIRS YOU FORGOT YOU BOUGHT

WHEN YOU PURCHASE A LISTING FOR 5.5 FEET OF CHAIN FRINGE FROM A SELLER ON ETSY AND THEY SEND YOU 25″ OF CHAIN THAT LOOKS NOTHING LIKE THE PHOTO

WHEN YOU REALIZE YOU SCHEDULED A PHOTOSHOOT COLLAB IN ONE STATE ON SATURDAY AND HAVE A PERFORMANCE IN ANOTHER STATE ON SUNDAY AND YOU CAN’T RESCHEDULE EITHER

WHEN YOU GET STRESSED OUT PACKING EVEN YOUR WORKSHOP CLOTHES FOR AN INTENSIVE WEEKEND

EVERYONE KNOWS THIS POINT IN CHOREOGRAPHING A PIECE:

FULL FACE GODDESS HAIR AND MAKEUP AND LASHES AND GLITTER.....BY 9AM

WHEN A CREEPER GETS YOU AWAY FROM YOUR TROUPE AFTER A SHOW

WHEN YOU PACK A REGULAR BAG FOR TWO WEEKS AND YOU CAN MAKE DO WITH A CARRY-ON BUT WHEN YOU PACK A BAG FOR ONE DANCE WEEKEND YOU HAVE TO CHECK THE BAG AND YOUR CARRY-ON IS STUFFED

WHEN YOU COME INTO WORK MONDAY AFTER PERFORMING IN A SUNDAY SHOW AND YOU’RE STILL COVERED IN GLITTER.....AND A COWORKER ASKS IF YOU WERE AT A STRIP CLUB LAST NIGHT