#incognito

moondae signs slowly. writes something extra in the corner. he talks with the 'fan' comfortably until the next person's turn.

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kim raebin

walks up like he’s approaching a shrine. bows. sits perfectly straight.

raebin: h-hello. thank you for your hard work on the album.

moondae: thank you—

raebin: i especially appreciated track three. the modulation in the second chorus was very tasteful and the vowel shaping during the sustained notes helped maintain resonance without sounding forced—

moondae:

raebin: also your dynamic control has improved noticeably since last year, and the way you supported the high notes without pushing—

staff: sir—

raebin: oh! sorry. but just one more thing—

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keun sejin

is exposed halfway through the line.

random fan: whoa that fan is so tall

another fan: wait—

moondae sees him coming from three tables away.

moondae: you didn’t think this through, did you

keun sejin: i tried.

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cha eugene

already doomed before reaching the table. he’s chatting with fans like it’s a field trip.

eugene: wow there’s so many people today

fan: yeah!

eugene: this is actually my first fansign as a fan 😊 isn’t this fun

fan: yeah— wait—

forgets he's supposed to be incognito by the time he sits down:

eugene: Hi Moondae-hyung! We we're just talking about your—

moondae: *unimpressed*

eugene: ☺️

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ryu chungwoo

cap. mask. hoodie. voice lowered by two octaves. calm. composed.

chungwoo: hello. i really enjoyed the album.

moondae: thank you—

then he slides over a BOX.

moondae:

moondae: why is this a box

chungwoo (still in character): please sign all of them.

moondae: …hyung.

chungwoo: you have no proof.

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seon ahyeon

walks up clutching a stuffed corgi and a pair of dog ears like sacred offerings.

ahyeon: i-i… um… th-this is f-for you

moondae: …is this a corgi

ahyeon (nodding violently): y-yes

asks moondae to draw something.

moondae: *produces the world’s saddest amoeba with legs*

ahyeon: *genuinely happy*

ahyeon: i l-love it

moondae: *soft* thank you for coming

♡ bachira meguru

way too excited about this. 

“ohhhh, are we in a secret forbidden romance now?” 

treats it like a game. starts acting like a spy in public, whispering, “stay low, agent, we’re being watched.” 

purposely flirts with you like a stranger just for fun. “damn, you look like my type. wanna ditch your boyfriend and run away with me?” 

completely defeats the purpose by making a scene just because he thinks it’s funny. 

but if the paparazzi actually appear, he’s surprisingly good at slipping away unnoticed – grabs your hand and disappears into a side street like he’s done this before.

BONUS: 

if paparazzi ever get too close, he’d just start acting crazy so the headlines would be about him instead. 

♡ mikage reo

fully supports the disguise mission. 

“yeah, good call. the media’s insane. we need to be careful.” 

takes it way too seriously. buys you the best wigs, lenses, and even clothes to match your new ‘identity.’ 

“this wig is 100% human hair. the lace is so seamless even i can’t tell. and these lenses? custom-made by a top-tier designer. you’re welcome.” 

treats it like a full-on production. if you’re changing your appearance, then you need a backstory. 

way too good at being undercover. rich-kid instincts from dodging gold diggers and clout chasers have prepared him for this moment. 

he can go completely unrecognizable just by switching up his walk and posture. 

so proud when paparazzi can’t figure out who you are. 

“some random article called you ‘a mysterious woman with expensive taste.’ they have no idea.” 

but lowkey sad that he can’t openly spoil you. 

“man… i wanna post you on my story” with a dramatic pout. 

♡ kaiser michael

has the most fun with this. 

“so i get to take my hot girlfriend out, and the world has no idea who she is? how thrilling.”  

treats this like a performance. will deliberately flirt with you in public just to stir up speculation. 

"who is this mysterious beauty?" "new fling for kaiser?" 

gives the paparazzi NOTHING to work with. 

“her? oh, just someone i met recently.” 

knows damn well you’re his long-term girlfriend. 

constantly switches up your disguises just to mess with reporters. 

“let’s see how many different ‘mystery women’ i can date this month.” 

if anyone starts catching on? gaslights the entire media. 

“pfft, dating? me? please, i’m just enjoying life.” 

but gets super smug in private. 

“schatz, you’re literally the hottest unsolvable mystery.”

♡ itoshi rin

annoyed but committed. 

“this is stupid.” 

still recognizes you instantly. “fix your wig. the hairline is slightly off.” 

lowkey the best at staying unbothered. if reporters start taking pics, he just ignores them like they’re irrelevant. 

but fully committed to the ‘anonymous girlfriend’ act. 

“oh. her? she’s just someone i’m seeing.” 

just someone?! you glare at him, but he doesn’t flinch. 

absolutely refuses to call you by name in public. 

“we don’t know each other.” 

“rin, we’re literally on a date.” 

hates interviews, so he purposely makes things vague to shut down questions. 

"is she your girlfriend?"

“dunno. maybe.” 

enjoys how the media keeps failing to ID you. 

"they're still trying to match your face to a celebrity. idiots."

♡ itoshi sae

completely unimpressed. 

“you look ridiculous” with a deadpan face. 

but still lets you do it because he really doesn’t want your relationship going public. 

if you try to stay in character and avoid calling him by name, he refuses to play along. 

“i’m not calling you camila or whatever fake name you came up with. that’s dumb.” 

cold as hell if anyone gets suspicious. 

paparazzi: “hey, sae, is this your girlfriend?”

sae, walking away: “no.” 

but if they actually try to harass you? instant death glare. 

one look from him and they’re backing off like their life depends on it. 

BONUS: 

at the end of the day, he’ll throw you a half-grin when you’re back at his place.

“see? we made it through.” 

he leans in, his scent intoxicating your lungs. “now you owe me for this.”

♡ shidou ryusei

the absolute WORST at keeping things subtle. 

“hell yeah, i got the hottest mystery girlfriend. let’s give the press something to cry about.” 

deliberately hypes you up in public. 

“yo, check out my girl! ain’t she the baddest?!”

“sir, who is she?”

“wouldn’t you like to know?”

ruins the whole ‘keep it lowkey’ plan by being loud as hell. 

“yo, babe, let’s hit a five-star restaurant and REALLY make ‘em wonder who you are.” 

genuinely enjoys the media’s confusion. 

"they think you're a brazilian actress this time. last week, you were some heiress from spain." 

but the second anyone gets too close to figuring it out?

“BACK OFF. NO PICS UNLESS YOU PAY ME, LOSERS.” 

somehow turns this into an ego boost.

“damn, babe, you’re making headlines every week. i really got the hottest girl out there.”