How am I still alive?

Just got a call from AT&T. Pretended I didn't know what AT&T was. Asked them to explain what they do. They said they're the American Telephone and Telegram services. "Dude, it's 2026. Telegrams are still a thing? Isn't that from 1800s? How are you all still in business?"

me: wow im super sensitive and emotional right now. what the hell is going on

DO YOU KNOW THIS CHARACTER?

Random thing for people to consider is that since Laika is the saint of one way trips should Felicette be known as the saint of safe landings since she did make it back to the ground safely

tumblr waiting for news on mitch mcconnell (image source)

Torbek 100% does the Shiba face if you kept asking him enthusiastically "Whose a good boy? Whose a good boy?"