How am I still alive?

As a college educator, this terrifies me, it's not what I want for my students... but at least this story gives me an avenue to push back on them.

Former living weapon absolutely dominating at laser tag

transition timeline

winding up for a thunderous soviet slap on th ass

the second radish is 29 feet away

this is legitimately the funniest post on this site

holy fuc

I didn’t even know it had a name

🌈 here is a little rainbow for anyone who is sad today

should be able to leave kudos on scientific studies. i liked your paper dude keep at it

sorry, Dr. Dude

Dude et. al.

need y'all to know that most academics have publicly searchable email addresses and this not only makes their day but they can put nice emails in their giant packets for applying for jobs or tenure. "hi i read your paper for a class and it was very helpful, im at xyz college and the class is blah with professor blah" is sufficient and ENORMOUSLY helpful

It seems that, once again, when you can't kudos, commenting is the way to go