revolt from the monolith, come back to the village

trip itinerary: going to Edinburgh by plane > taking the bus to Morningside Rd and buying kendal mint cake at the Society Cycles store > walking on foot to Sterling on nothing but kendal mint cake > making a detour to Kippen Station where I buy more kendal mint cake > walking to Fort William (on nothing but kendal mint cake of course) and visiting the Ben Nevis Visitor Centre for to purchase kendal mint c

Luigi is so scared through all of Luigi's Mansion but he never even has comical moment of hiding. He perseveres the whole way out of love for his brother. Mario has never shown character like that and is actually just some kind of foid obsessed pussy hunter and now I wonder why I am meant to play as Mario in most games instead of Luigi. It is like playing as Paris rather than Hector

*looking in the mirror* You are not Orestes. You are a friendly, charming, driven young woman. Not orestes. Do not think, "I am orestes"

i want edible rockssss i crave stones

hey Kickstarter my project is i want to send a MRI machine back to caveman times to heal them #HealAllCavemen

i bet girls hated it in 1902 cuz you would constantly go on dates w guys who are working on an invention to present at the world fair