CALAVERAS: DIA DE LOS MUERTOS-THEMED TINY CROWN

Probably my favorite one of Shogo's Tiny Crowns. Instead of just slapping a skull or bunch of flowers on his head, they integrated it into his crown into a little diorama, and included a butterfly, which is also a death symbol (although mostly one in Japanese culture?), which makes the silhouette of this Tiny Crown stand out from amongst the rest! 9/10, (*touches the YouTube comments section* oh god someone tried to start Discourse here didn't they)

FUNNY∞CIRCUS: TINY JESTER'S HAT (ACCOMPANIED BY LARGER JESTER'S HAT)

It would have been a perfectly fine decision to just give Shogo a Tiny Jester Hat, but it's the Tiny Jester Hat + Normal Sized Jester's Hat that just gets me. I love it. Amazing. Wonderful. No notes, can I give the stylist who came up with that decision a good nice handshake? 9.5/10

PENGUIN DIVE: WHOLLY IMPRACTICAL SNOW GOGGLES

Not A Hat. 0/10.

FAKE in PHANTOM: (if you watch just one MV from this post please make it be this one) LARGE TOP HAT

Just. Just shrink it down a bit, please. Shrink it down. Monyo is the One With The Comically Large Hats, not you. I really like it, it's nice and sparkling and I enjoy the heart brooch (reference to the phrase "steal your heart", perhaps?), just... make it a bit smaller. 7/10, Shogo, You Forget Yourself.

HITAIHO: PUNKY POLICEMAN HAT

Shrink it down, please. Shrink it down. There was no reason not to give him a tiny little police hat! No! Reason! 5/10, everyone else is wearing the Same Hat during this MV, whyyyyyyy

Darklament: COOL HALO

Oh, this halo (and Darklament as a whole, it's the one song where they're like "okay, we know we're a happy fluffy cheerful cosplay kei outfit, but we're gonna show you we could totally do dark edgy vkei if we wanted") is so cool. Fuck so hard. Love the stars embedded in the design, adds a little bit of Patented Babykingdom Whimsy into the look. But, you know what I'm going to say. Not A Tiny Hat. 7/10, because it's probably my favorite Not A Tiny Hat Shogo has ever put on his head.

"Under Construction" Promo Image: CROWN WITH LEGO TRUCK IN IT

I said to myself that I was going to stick to MVs and not do any of their "under construction" promo images*, but I just love this specific crown so so so so so much. THEY PUT A LEGO TRUCK IN IT. I LOVE IT. 7/10.

(*for the un-BabyKingdom-pilled amongst us, their gimmick is that they're a "music theme park" and new songs are "attractions")

Tomodachi Rock and Roll: TINY CROWN + RABBIT EARS

Aka, the video where the whole band gets to be furries, not just Monyo. I just think they could have done better to integrate the "animal people + high school" theme in with the crown, you know? At least like wrap it around his ear or something, don't make it look like you just threw it on for no reason. 5/10.

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