not just a future corpse!

it/its now

just had -ai stop working in the middle of researching the top speed of various animals

I love that all of my meds are a serotonin syndrome risk especially combined but I have one med used to treat serotonin syndrome so it's chill

accidentally found the secret to slim Jim seasoning, unfortunately on pork chops I did not want to taste like eating a slim jim

my best story is that I might have been harassed on the street by skweezy jibbs and didn't realize until I was telling the story about the "guy who looked exactly like skweezy jibbs" and someone told me that he lived in my city

my father's prevailing goal throughout my childhood was to create someone that could hate me even more than him