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rtrixie

Develop a roomba that reacts to being petted and you’re going to make bank with millennials

heatandapathy

Don’t forget to give it a little screen so it can flash up emoticon faces.

*bump into wall* >_<

*gets pet* :3

*low battery* ;_;

*stick on a ledge* D:

*sucks up something it’s not supposed to* >:3c

zforzelma

I loathe how badly I want this.

shmreduplication

There’s a lil food delivery robot at uc Berkeley campus that does this and one spontaneously combusted last week and the students had a candlelight vigil on the middle of finals week

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immortalloverodd

I’m still not clear on what his secret weapon is though.

theapatheticstag

I just had a fucking stroke

imfeelinghappiness

Apps To Kill Time On

Keep seeing some posts circulating about popular websites and wanted to make a version for apps.

These are apps I’m way too addicted to. Am I missing any?

P.S. I’m on an iPhone so these are iPhone apps, but probably have an Android version too.

Edit: Sorry for all the time I’ve taken away from your life

Commaful - popular fanfiction, story, and poetry community 👑

Bettr - the reason my friends are jealous of my Insta

Sweatcoin - get paid to walk

Spellbound - addictive horror 👻 and romance stories

Helix Jump - legit the most addicting game on my phone

Calm - Award-winning app for meditation and sleeping better

Tenkyu - tilt your phone and watch the relaxing magic happen

Slime Road - bet you can’t hit the bullseye ⚾️

Hempire - become a plant mogul

Dune! - Ride the sand dunes like a baller!! so much fun

Go Fish - win trophies by catching hella fish

Hotspot Shield - free proxy/VPN to bypass school filters

Terrarium - build the ultimate garden empire

Golf Orbit - ever played golf on mars?

Ball Blast - Just shoot the balls. Simple right? ;)

Sling Drift - beep beep - level 70 is insane 🚗

1Q - get paid to answer simple questions

Crowd City - Become the popular kid in town by running around

Bee Factory - become a honey tycoon

Wind Rider - fly through a city in a wing suit

Spill it - drop balls and break glass

Fire Balls - shoot balls at obstacles. gets pretty hard

Paper - can you conquer all the territory and win?

Two Dots - a fun puzzle game. easy time killer

Planet Bomber - let’s nuke some planets

Ice Racing - race down a mountain at record speeds

Splashy - bounce the ball accurately to survive. requires focus

Snakes Vs. Blocks - even more fun than the original snake hehe

Twenty48 Solitaire - best toilet game

Knock Balls - shoot down blocks with a canon - surprisingly relaxing

Wishbone - fun game for comparing stuff like hair, celebs, sports

Hole - fuck up a city muahaha

Dosh - get paid to shop

Sweatcoin - get paid to walk

Yarn - stories that are seriously creepy af

You’re welcome 😉

starocean

domisdivorcecourtlawyer

I’m so fucking tired of not knowing what Kingom Hearts is what the FUCK

lord-kitschener

Sure, relationships typically start with a honeymoon phase that then grows into something deeper but a bit more mellow if things work out, but it’s depressing as fuck that this has turned into a really, really common script for straight relationships that says it’s totally normal and inevitable for dudes to just become more and more emotionally checked out of the relationship, and leave it to their girlfriend/wife to perform if she wants to get even a crumb of affection from him. I’m so fucking tired of seeing women constantly being taught that decades of emotional neglect is just our lot in life.

yardsards

what “getting out of the honeymoon phase” should mean: you aren’t joined at the hip anymore and can spend time apart, but you still greatly enjoy eachother’s company and deliberately make time to be together. you’re not just a unit, you’re a matched set (like, you’re susan and bob rather than susanandbob). you start to see eachother’s flaws and don’t put eachother on a pedestal but instead love eachother as human beings, flaws and all.

what it should NOT mean: you barely talk anymore. you feel like two completely different people, tied together by a frayed thread. you’re annoyed by eachother’s flaws and don’t like to be around eachother

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shubbabang

boxedvixen

ITS SO CUTE I HAVE TO REBLOG IT AGAINN

yaritzalikeszombies

I WANNA BE THIS KIND OF PARENT

solosclark

#i was surprised this didnt end in some sort of murder #i’ve been on tumblr too long

“Ye”

i love my trash son

in my dreams last night i moderated a deviantart stamp group featuring one that said “i don’t like boys i just warnma dance like a lizard”

ratriarch

thathomestar

prevsofialamb-blog

# WHOEVER MADE THIS IS GOING TO BE FUCKING TAKEN OUT BY THE GODDAMN KGB

amlielacrx-archived-blog-deacti

This is it. The video that made memes illegal in Russia. Reblog it every day to piss Sadimir Putin off.

ioanina

guys this is part of history now. legislative and cultural history. there will be law students and cultural anthropologists alike debating this video and it’s aftereffects in the future and that is fucking wild

platiddypus

ive been away from tumblr for a while im glad this video is still going around and was here to greet me on my second day back

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littletinydoom

I started reading The Martian a while ago and I liked it a lot but I was busy with school and I just got back to it recently. BUT in between then and now, I’ve listened to Wolf 359 It was a game changer frankly. Mark Watney is so 100% Doug Eiffel I can’t even handle it. (Smallish spoilers for The Martian ahead. Proceed with caution)

Tell me you don’t read that in Zach Valenti’s voice????? On that note I would pay a fortune for Zach to do this audiobook So if you have listened to Wolf 359 and not read The Martian, or haven’t read it since then, do yourself a favor and check it out.

girlwithsword

there was 20 minutes of my life where i genuinely thought that daniel jacobi was dead and honestly i might never recover from that

donthavesexwithsam

Wolf 359 drinking game

Take a shot every time Eiffel makes a pop culture reference.

incorrectlyquotedwolf359

“Why is it acceptable for babies to cry in public but I can’t? I have more reason than them.”

— Doug Eiffel

dougbiffel

who to fight: wolf 359 edition

doug eiffel: why would u fight him. he just grew his fingernails back. he’s a pacifist. and if u did, u’d win, but then u’d face the wrath of his giant fan club. conclusion: nah

renee minkowski: if u do, be sure u win. she will track ur ass down and shoot u. only fight if ur 100% u can win. conclusion: probably not

alexander hilbert: PLEASE fight hilbert. this short bald old motherfucker deserves it. conclusion: absolutely

hera: how???? how would u fight hera??? also she controls ur oxygen intake, amongst other very important thing. conclusion: ????? why

isabel lovelace: DO NOT. u will die. she is literally the human embodiment of revenge and has about 70 tricks up her sleeve. conclusion: no way in hell

daniel jacobi: lmaooo this human disaster might be a super secret agent, but u could also probably whoop his ass. conclusion: sure why not

alana maxwell: i mean u could, but shes a lot tougher than she looks. also she’s good buddies with hera and hera, again, controls ur oxygen. conclusion: best not

warren kepler: as much as ur really really want to, u probably shouldnt. he’s a sketchy ass motherfucker and he will launch ur ass into deep space in a heartbeat. conclusion: choose life

mr cutter: do it for us. ur body will never be found but ull die a legend. conclusion: hail mary

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fenixmotier

I don’t know what happened

gnomebud

i know we’re all talking about how jacobi’s canonically gay and that was absolutely my favorite thing about the ep but can we also talk about warren kepler having one (1) emotion and trying to protect jacobi?? bc i’m still shook by that

kepler knows that jacobi doesn’t have an ounce of trust for him anymore and is literally willing to kill him and he still tried to protect him, he still tried to tell the only people he might be scared of that jacobi has done nothing wrong, that jacobi should not be punished, that they should not hurt jacobi

maybe it’s kepler trying to gain leverage but the way That Line was delivered, y’all. goddang. kepler has feelings.

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