as a lawyer who’s been practicing for six years now I can say with certainty that this 100% applies to lawyers

hi

actually i want to be alone rn

no i dont... hi

i think i might need to be on my own rn

gore is so cgi and manufactured nowadays. where is the prosthetic limbs that can be chopped off and squirt blood, where is the blood packs in actors mouth so they can spit the blood out, where is the explosion of blood that doesn’t look realistic because there can’t possibly be that much blood in someone’s body. we need to go back and take some notes out of 80s body horror book

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Dont trust these crooks. They stole my hard earned money

I hide down in my corner. Because I like my corner. #mycorner