Girl With Sword and Bow

It deeply saddens me that "pdf file" has become slang for pedo. Don't you dare disrespect my wife the beautiful portable document format ever again

and to the children in the notes saying we need this fucking baby talk to get around censorship online; there's been no credible evidence that any site other that YouTube (which will only demonetize your video, ftr) will actually censor or hide content that include words like rape, pedophile, gun, terrorist, etc. etc. and even if we take as a given they were (which, again, they are not), do not fucking comply in advance, you absolute fucking coward. and ESPECIALLY do not comply by altering your real life fucking vocabulary. don't let the technocrats dictate what words you say holy fucking shit dude!!!!!!!!!!!!

the sartre quote vs the insatiaable jewish urge to make a good argument

I’m very entertained by the phrasing of “escaped containment” to describe posts that get shared to other sites; it implies that Tumblr is being kept under containment to begin with, as if we were some manner of SCP, or perhaps a Zoo

i dont trust anyone whos hostile towards city pigeons one bit & im being very serious about it

not my circus not my monkeys but thanks to my mutuals i know some of the lore

mary oliver wrote attention is the beginning of devotion and shane hollander said you’re an awesome player to watch/when did your english get so good?/i don’t know that side of you at all/he’s going to worry/you feel it too, don’t you?/we’ll figure something else out, okay?/maybe we could start a hockey school and give the money away to mental health organizations/we just want a future. and ilya rozanov said you’re a really bad liar/oh, so being boring is genetic?/the ginger ale cold enough?/is he okay? fucking tell me/it’s always you/i can’t stop thinking about this slow fucking hockey player with beautiful freckles/she would have loved you like i love you/the summer before.