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soft caring sentence compilation
❛❛ I took your hoodie and I’m not giving it back. ❜❜
❛❛ Please just… just hold me. ❜❜
❛❛ C’mere. Lean on me. ❜❜
❛❛ You look like you need a hug. Come here. ❜❜
❛❛ I’m never leaving this blanket nest ever again. ❜❜
❛❛ I know you don’t like hugs, but… I could really use one right now… ❜❜
❛❛ Just stay a little longer. Please. ❜❜
❛❛ It’s so cold outside, but you’re so warm… ❜❜
❛❛ I’m sorry. I should have asked first, just… it reminded me of you. ❜❜
❛❛ Let me hold you for a while. ❜❜
❛❛ It’s okay. I’ve got you. ❜❜
❛❛ Everything hurts. Being with you is the only good thing in the world anymore. ❜❜
❛❛ Hey, hey, don’t cry. It’s okay. C’mon, come sit under the blanket with me. ❜❜
❛❛ All I want to do is sit and eat cookies and watch cheesy romcoms right now. But I’d love some company. ❜❜
❛❛ I brought blankets, takeout, and your favourite movie. I know it won’t fix everything, but it might help. ❜❜
❛❛ Please stay with me tonight. I don’t want to be alone. ❜❜
❛❛ I made some tea. Now, do you need to talk? Or should I just put on some music? ❜❜
❛❛ I’m not going to leave. I’ll stay as long as you need me to. ❜❜
❛❛ Your hair’s soft… I just want to pet it until I forget everything but how soft it is… ❜❜
❛❛ Shh, shh. It’s okay. You’re alright. You’re safe now. ❜❜
❛❛ I know you’re hurting right now, and I’m so sorry. Tell me what will help and I’ll do it. ❜❜
❛❛ I just want to see you smile again. ❜❜
❛❛ This is stupid but… could you sing to me? You have such a nice voice, and I think it might help calm me down… you don’t have to, but… ❜❜
❛❛ Lay your head in my lap and try to get some rest. ❜❜
❛❛ wait , did you just say you love me? ❜❜
❛❛ i’m so happy! ❜❜
❛❛ is this a gift for me? ❜❜
❛❛ hey! i’ve got something for you! wait right here! ❜❜
❛❛ i love you. ❜❜
❛❛ wow … your smile is breathtaking. ❜❜
❛❛ let me take you out on a date. ❜❜
❛❛ so what will it be tonight? ❜❜
❛❛ you know , you’re really cute. ❜❜
❛❛ shh … don’t cry. ❜❜
❛❛ so … do i get a goodnight kiss? ❜❜
❝ i’m here for you. ❞
❝ let me help with that. ❞
❝ i’m here. ❞
❝ nothing’s gonna hurt you. ❞
❝ if they do it again, you tell me. ❞
❝ i’ll protect you. ❞
❝ i’ll make sure nothing bad happens to you. ❞
❝ let me take a look… ❞
❝ i’m a phone call away. ❞
❝ you should have called me. ❞
❝ here, sleep. ❞
❝ if you wanna talk, i’m here. ❞
❝ hey, shh, it’s okay. ❞
❝ i’ll never let you go. ❞
❝ you’re with me now. ❞
❝ nothing’s gonna take you from my side. ❞
❝ i’ll do what i have to. ❞
❝ i need you to stay here, okay? i got this. ❞
❝ it’s safe here. ❞
❝ i’m fine, let me see your face. ❞
❝ we’re gonna have to keep ice on that. ❞
❝ i like seeing you smile. ❞
❝ you’re so beautiful. ❞
❝ you don’t have to talk, we can just sit together. ❞
❝ i miss/missed you. ❞
❝ let me do this for you. ❞
❝ i’m on your side ❞
❝ i’ve got your back, okay? ❞
Header notes: !!!! LONG POST. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED !!!! Person a - recieving the ask Person b - Another character / muse – Happy Holidays! Ya filthy animals!
> “Where’s my suitcase?” > “Who stole my hairdryer?” > “Come on down here!” > “[person a], [person b] won’t let me watch the movie, but the big kids can! Why can’t I? … It’s not even rated R! [person b pronoun] is just being a jerk!” > “Hang up the phone and make me, why don’t’cha?” > “How am I supposed to shave in France?” > “You don’t have anything to do? I’ve got something for you to do. You can pick up those micromachines that are all over in there? [person b] stepped on one and almost broke her neck!” > “Pack my suitcase!?” > “I don’t live here!” > “[person a] did you order the pizza?” > “All kids, no parents. Must be a fancy orphanage.” > “What am I supposed to do? Shake his hand and say congratulations you’re an idiot?” > “You’re what the french call les incompetents.” > “This house is so full of people it makes me sick! When I grow up and get married! I’m living alone!” > “You ever heard of the South Bend Shovel Slayer?” > “Oh, you just around for the holidays?“ > “…Somebody owes me $122.50.“ > “[person a], does Santa Claus have to go through customs?” > “[person a], you’re such a disease.” > “How come you didn’t bring more cheese pizzas?” > “There are 15 people in this house and you’re the only one who has to make trouble!” > “Everyone in this family hates me.” > “I hope you don’t mean that. You’d feel pretty sad if you woke up tomorrow morning and you didn’t have a family.” > “We slept in!” > “There’s no way we’ll make this plane. It leaves in 45 minutes.” > “11, including me. 5 boys, 6 girls, 4 parents, 2 drivers… and a partridge in a pear tree.” > “Champagne, please. It’s free, isn’t it?” > “I hope we didn’t forget anything.” > “I made my family disappear.” > “No clothes on anybody. Sickening!” > “It’s me. Snakes. I got the stuff.” > “Is that a fact? How much do I owe you?” > “Too bad Acey ain’t in charge no more.” > “Guys, I’m eating junk and watching rubbish! You better come out and stop me!” > “He’ll call you when he gets out. (Pause) Hey. I’ll tell you what I’m gonna give you, [person a]. I’m gonna give you to the count of 10 to get your ugly, yellow, no-good keister off my property… before I pump your guts full of lead.” > “All right, [person a], I’m sorry. I’m going.” > “Keep the change, you filthy animal.” > “I have a terrible feeling.” > “It’s horrible, horrible. Just horrible.” > “If it makes you feel any better, I forgot my reading glasses.” > “Come on, follow me.” > “I thought you said they were gone.” > “Hey, I’m not afraid anymore! I said, I’m not afraid anymore! Do you hear me? I’m not afraid anymore!” > “Has he been involved in a household accident?” > “I’m sorry, but there’s no way I can do that.” > “I took a shower, washing every body part with natural soap, including all my major crevices between my toes and in my belly button, which I never did before but sort of enjoyed. I washed my hair with adult formula shampoo and used creme rinse. I can’t find my toothbrush, so I’ll pick one up today. Other than that, I’m in good shape.” > “I’m a criminal.“ > “What’s so funny? What’s so funny? What are you laughing at? You did it again, didn’t you?” > “You’re sick, you know? You’re really sick.” > “Santy don’t visit the funeral homes, buddy.” > “We better get out of here before somebody sees us.” > “Attencion! Attencion! Look what I found in the kitchen.” > “You’re not at all worried something might happen to [pronoun]?” > “I’m desperate. I’m begging you.” > “Are those microwave dinners good?” > “I don’t get it. Right now, it looks like there’s nobody home. Last night the place was jumping. Something ain’t right.” > “ I don’t care if I have to get on your runway and hitchhike. If it costs me everything I own, if I have to sell my soul to the Devil himself, I am going to get home to my [child’s pronoun].” > “I’m sorry, did you say you could help me?” > “Yeah, kids are scared of the dark.” > “Damn! How low can you get giving Chris Kringle a parking ticket on Christmas Eve! What’s next, rabies shots for the Easter Bunny?” > “My elf took the last of the candy canes home to her boyfriend.” > “You live next to me, don’t you?” > “You can say hello when you see me. You don’t have to be afraid.” > “There’s a lot of things going around about me, but none of it’s true. Okay? “ > “Well, this is the place to be if you’re feeling bad about yourself.” > “I said some things I shouldn’t have.” > “How you feel about your family is a complicated thing.” > “Deep down, you’ll always love [person b pronoun]” > “No offense, but aren’t you a little old to be afraid?” > “You can be a little old for a lot of things. You’re never too old to be afraid.” > “Okay, we’ll check it out first. We can always come back for the [incert type of vehicle].” > “The little jerk is armed!” > “I’m going to rip his head off!” > “Why the hell did you take your shoes off?” > “Why the hell are you dressed like a chicken?” > “Down here, you big horse’s ass!” > “I’m not going out the window.” > “I’d like to slap him in the face with a paint can, maybe.” > “Come on. Let’s get you home.” > “I’m a bad parent. I’m a bad parent…” > “Maybe we shouldn’t talk about this.” > “You brought it up. I was just trying to cheer you up.” > “Merry Christmas, sweetheart.” > “I didn’t fall asleep in the back and drool all over you, did I?” > “ You’re all right. I love you. You okay?” > “It’s pretty cool that you didn’t burn the place down.” > “What did you do to my room!?”
Some Impromptu Friday the 13th Starters
“Just my luck...”
“We should be so lucky...”
“You think if we head out to the creek near here we’ll meet Jason?”
“The last thing I want to see on Friday the 13th is you with a machete.”
“Black cats are bad luck!”
“Black cats are NOT bad luck!”
“Woah, where’d you find that?”
“I’m eating this bowl of lucky charms to help negate the effects of today. Care to join me?”
“You certainly are the superstitious type.”
“You must have walked under a ladder or something.”
“I didn’t know you had a rabbit’s foot keychain.”
“My luck with these types of things are awful.”
“So did you actually break the mirror, or just look into it?”
“Jesus Christ- close that umbrella before you invite bad luck on us!”
“What is it with you and Friday the 13th?”
“I’ll never understand why people think this day is so bad. It’s bullshit.”
“Would you come out of hiding already? Nothing bad is going to happen.”
“Well... at least lightning never strikes the same place twice.”
“Got any scary stories for today?”
“I’m going to binge watch the Jason movies. Feel free to join.”
“You’re my camp crystal lake. Every time I set foot near you, disaster happens.”
“Christ- take that mask off!”
“Alright, alright, you got me. You proud of yourself?”
“Remember when Good Friday fell on Friday the 13th?”
“Woah! Where’d you get a four-leaf clover?!”

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Assorted Starters
“I won’t be home tonight.”
“You never cease to amaze me.”
“I’m sorry, I couldn’t help but notice...”
“I’m sorry, I couldn’t help myself.”
“Some part of me just hates you.”
“There will never be another person I ____ as much as you.”
“Do you remember what happened last night?”
“Sounds like you had a good time last night.”
“Wherever we end up, just know we’ll end up there together.”
“I’m yours and you’re mine.”
“All that matters is now is...”
“Wait wait wait- are you crying?”
“I’ve never been good at goodbyes.”
“I’m so sore...”
“What happened last night?”
“I didn’t know I was one of your emergency contacts until just now.”
“This is a pretty scary way to find out ____”
“I’m not ready to say goodbye.”
“Just hold on- help is on the way.”
“Are you okay? You don’t look so good.”
“You and me, we’re two of a kind.”
“I didn’t want you to find out like this, I just didn’t know what to say.”
“I don’t care if you come home in pieces, I fell in love with you knowing I’d have to put you back together.”
“I swear I know you from somewhere.”
“Are you sure we haven’t bumped into each other before?”
“You’re home late.”
“Where were you?”
“Don’t ‘hey ____’ me.”
“You don’t know how much I worry. You don’t what it’s like to watch you leave each day and feel like it’s a gamble to see if you’ll be back or not.”
“The doctor said it’s serious...”
“I’m scared I won’t make it.”
“Please... if I don’t make it through tonight, please don’t let me go without holding your hand.”
“You might be the last thing I ever see.”
“I didn’t know how else to tell you.”
“I didn’t want to tell you.”
“I couldn’t let anyone else know because if they did, they might see that I’m not the person they think I am.”
“When I told you I loved you, I meant all of you.”
“You’re so far away... how will I tuck you in?”
“You be safe out there, alright?”
“Jesus Christ- get your fucking ____!”
“Why do you keep those things?”
“I’ll never understand how someone so sweet can deal with such creepy shit.”
“____...____ wake up... I think I heard something...”
“There’s someone in the house.”
“I heard ____ growling... that’s not normal.”
“Stay here, I’ll go check it out.”
“Birds of a feather, die together.”
“I’m not letting your go out there.”
“I wish I never met you.”
“Great fucking job.”
“Get the fuck out of here, ____.”
“Get out of my sight.”
“Fuck this, I’m leaving.”
“You wanna leave? Fine, go ahead and leave.”
“Don’t you ever come back here again.”
“I never want to see you again.”
“I didn’t mean that.”
“I didn’t mean what I said.”
“Please, I didn’t mean it. I was just upset/angry/hurt, etc.”
“I wasn’t thinking...”
“That’s right, you weren’t thinking.”
“This has to stop.”
“I can’t do this anymore.”
“You understand what you’re like when you’re on ____.”
“I would never hurt you.”
“You have hurt me.”
“There’s always tomorrow.”
“Please, just call me that one more time.”
“Hold me.”
“I’ve never been this nervous before.”
“You bring out a different side of me.”
“I never knew I could ____ until I met you.”
“Do you trust me?”
“I’m choosing to trust you.”
“You have my heart in your hands.”
“But I have only my hopes and dreams. I scatter them at your feet. Tread lightly, as you tread on nothing.”
Send 🗝 to learn about a special talent my muse has!
Send 🤒 for your muse to find mine while they’re sick!
Or send 🤢 for mine to find yours when they’re sick!
Send ⁉️ for your muse to receive a wrong number text from mine!
My muse is in much need of comfort. How does yours provide it?
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Siren/Sailor sentence starters
as requested by anon. Feel free to change pronouns or anything else !
Sirens
“Won’t you come swim with me?~”
“I can tempt you with just my voice.”
“ ♪ One day, someone will satisfy me♩♫ A mysterious sailor maybe♪♫”
“Is there a sailor looking at me?~”
“Aww are you afraid to leave your little boat?”
“If a man/woman/person could swim these rough waves, I’d give them anything they wanted…”
“Honey, you’ve never met anyone like me before.”
“I’ve never been with a sailor before…”
“You look strong, but I don’t think you could handle me~”
“How lonely…I wish someone would take my pain away.”
“ ♪♫♩♫ Oooooohhh ♫♩♫♪ ”
“I can’t swim! Someone save me!”
“Look into my eyes and tell me that you don’t want me.”
“I can show you where the treasure is.”
“Don’t pretend that some part of you doesn’t want to walk the plank.”
“You have lovely eyes, I wish I could see them up close.”
“I don’t mean any harm…”
“I see how it is…you sailors stay on your boat because you can’t swim.”
“Have you ever been with a mermaid/merman/merperson before?”
Sailors
“That’s the most beautiful person I’ve ever seen…”
“Is there someone down in the water..?”
“…Ready the cannons.”
“Look at him/her/them…I’ve never seen a finer creature in all the seven seas.”
“I’ll never be stupid enough to jump into that water.”
“Are you a mermaid/merman/merperson?”
“I’d love to join you, but I can’t swim.”
“I’ve never had sex underwater before…”
“We’ve been at sea for eight months. I’d do just about anyone right now.”
“Why don’t you come up here?”
“I don’t even care if she’s/he’s/they’re trying to kill me…I need to get down there.”
“You don’t see men/women/people like that on dry land…”
“That water looks cold…”
“Not interested in mermaids/mermen/merpeople, but I’d kill for a beer right now.”
“It looks like there’s a storm coming…”
“I don’t have time for this.”
“For a liar, you’re very beautiful.”
“I’m not going to jump to my death! Not even for…flawless skin, or…perfect lips–wAIT”
“I think I’m in love.”
LOVE & SEXUALITY & RELATIONSHIP HEADCANONS
send a symbol to find out:
💓 When did they have their first crush? ❤ Have they ever been in love? 💕 How easily do they fall in love? 💖 How do they say ‘I love you’ without really saying it? 😕 Have they ever said ‘I love you’ without meaning it? 👀 Would they ever enter/have they ever entered into a friends with benefits relationship? 💋 How old were they when they had their first kiss? 🚗 When did they go on their first date? 🌹 What is their idea of a perfect date? 🔑 At what point would they move in with a partner? 💟 What is their stance on PDA? 🍵 Do they prefer to ask out a partner or be asked? 👥 What is my muse’s sexual & romantic orientation? 💦 When did they lose their virginity? ⁉ Have they ever questioned their sexuality? 💡 What made them realize their sexuality? 💌 When was their first serious relationship? 💘 What was their most serious relationship? 💝 What was their most recent serious relationship? 💗 What advice would they give a potential partner about making their relationship last if they could with no judgment? 💫 Have they ever been hit/struck by a partner? ❌ What is the biggest mistake they make in their relationships? 💥 What was their worst relationship? 😓 Have they ever cheated on a partner? 😢 Have they ever been cheated on by a partner? 💞 Would they ever enter/have they ever entered into a polyamorous relationship? 😭 When was their first breakup? 💔 What was their worst breakup? 👍 What was their most amicable breakup? 🌙 Have they ever had a one night stand? 🍷 How far would they go on a first date? 💍 Would they ever get married? 💎 Would they rather propose or be proposed to? 💒 What kind of wedding would they want to have? 👶 Do they want children? 🍼 Could a partner ever change their mind on children? ❔ Ask your own question!
Writing With Color Top Posts + Other Useful Ones
Oh hey– here’s a list ranked by Writing With Color’s most popular posts since opening in 2014 up till now, the start of 2017. Pulled together for the interest and usefulness for readers like you. Thank you.
Top 7 Popular Original Posts
Words for Skin Tone - This two part guide offers an array of words for describing skin color. Part I focuses on the problems with food descriptors. Part II provides alternatives. (68k+ Notes)
Common Micro-aggressions: African Americans and/or Black People - An extensive list of common micro-aggressions towards Black people with some links for further reading. (46k)
Words to Describe Hair - As with the words for skin tone, an offering of words to describe hair, from curls to different colors. (34k+)
Black and White Symbolism: A Look into the Trope - Discusses concept of black as evil and white as good, from its history & problem implications. Guide offers alternatives & solutions. (10k)
Describing Accents - An example-based post for describing accents and voices. (5k)
How to Research your Racially/Ethnically Diverse Characters - Self-explanatory. (5k)
Describing Asian Eyes - A guide to describing Asian eyes with further useful commentary. (4k)
Honorable Mentions
Other recommended WWC Posts.
The Key to Moving Beyond Checklisting is Not Less Diversity - “The problem with pasted-on diversity is not the diversity; it’s the pasted on part.”
Stereotyped vs Nuanced Characters and Audience Perception - Discusses one of our more common ask themes: the writing (or rather, the not writing) of stereotypes.
When We Read: Mod Wishlist - A list of what we as mods would like to see of ourselves in media. Check out the Native American WL too.
Bad Representation vs Tokenism vs Diversity just existing without justification like in the real world -Title says it all.
Stereotyping Tropes List - A categorized tropes list reposted from the TV Tropes website with links to their topics on the subject matter.
–WWC
Lemony Snicket/Daniel Handler sentence starters
“This obituary is filled with errors - most importantly - I AM NOT DEAD!“
“The world is quiet here.”
“Strange as it may seem, I still hope for the best, even though the best, like an interesting piece of mail, so rarely arrives, and even when it does it can be lost so easily.”
“Our love broke my heart…and stopped yours.”
“PLEASE READ SOMETHING ELSE.”
“I have a long list of things I’d rather not do.”
“I was in deep denial, and I’m not talking about a river in Egypt.“
“Could it be that our ______ is unreliable?”
“Siblings that say they never fight are most definitely hiding something.”
“…and that’s why we broke up.”
“The thing with your heart’s desire is that your heart doesn’t even know what it desires until it turns up.”
“When we were together I felt breathless. Now you are.”
“S/he gave me a hug and for a second I was embraced by a body that makes me want to go home and never eat again.”
“Sometimes words are not enough.”
“Everyone tells you it’s all right to cry, but not enough people say it’s all right if you don’t want people to know.”
“There is no easy way to train an apprentice. My two tools are example and nagging.”
“But I must admit I miss you terribly. The world is too quiet without you nearby.”
“You, meanwhile, are often dressed like a slob, and spend your days serving coleslaw.”
“Imagining the worst doesn’t keep it from happening.”
“Well this isn’t too bad, I don’t have a left arm anymore but at least nobody will ever ask me if I’m left-handed or right-handed.”
“You don’t spend your life hanging around books without learning a thing or two.”
”When something simple and true takes you by surprise, it hits you in the stomach.”
“It was a curious feeling, that something could be so close and so distant at the same time.”
“Of course you can trust me - we read the same books.”
“You might be afraid of the _____, but the _____ is not afraid of you. That’s why the _____ is always close by.”
“The way sadness works is one of the strangest riddles of the world.”
“Someone can break your heart, leave you dead on the lawn, and still you never learn what to say to stop it all over again. ”
“They say love’s like a bus, and if you wait long enough another one will come along, but not in this place where the buses are slow and most of the cute ones are gay.”
“Anyone who thinks the pen is mightier than the sword has not been stabbed with both.”
“But somewhere in the world there is a place for all of us.”
“The only thing that made sense of the world was you.”
“Once more, this is love: it rings and you open up…unless it looks like an ax murderer.”
“I want you to love me in particular.”
“I would much prefer it if you were alive and well.”
“Sometimes even in most unfortunate of lives there will occur a moment or two of good.”
“No reality has the power to dispel a dream.”
““Everyone, at some point in their lives, wakes up in the middle of the night with the feeling that they are all alone in the world.”
“It is difficult, when faced with a situation you cannot control, to admit you can do nothing.”
“Summer without you is colder than Winter, and Winter without you is even colder.”
“’Finders keepers’ is what they say, and I wanted to be kept.”
“Nobody should feel pain all by themselves.”
“We steal the happiness of others in order to be happy ourselves, and when it is stolen from us we voyage desperately to steal it back.”
“He who wants the world must first escape from it.”
“It is a lonely feeling when someone you care about becomes a stranger.”

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Orla Gartland lyrics starter sentences
“I’m not sure I’ve got the heart for this…”
“Tell me just what are you thinking, give me something to believe in.”
“There’s a cruelty in your face that I haven’t seen in awhile.”
“It’s just you and me, we never needed words.”
“I wish that I could be human.”
“You’ve clearly forgotten what we once had…it was good and it still can be.”
“I could spend my whole life figuring out what you’re running from.”
“I’m more than the stranger that you now take me for.”
“And it took you walking away just to learn that I’m not afraid to get my heart broken.”
“I like to think that I am stronger now than I was before.”
“Where is the life that I knew?”
“I need a smile that isn’t fake.”
“You know damn well what’s wrong, but you don’t care what’s right!”
“No one wants you here, why can’t you see that?”
“I never meant to start, but now I can’t stop.”
“You’re not a ghost..but you feel like one right now.”
“I’m not asking to make awkward conversation, I just genuinely want to know you better.”
“Yeah we told you what you wanted to hear, and yeah we lied!“
“You’re leading me astray. You haunt me like a ghost and that scares me the most.”
“I don’t want this. I wish I could’ve let go.”
“I’ve been doing lots of thinking lately…you need to know it’s all been about you.”
“Don’t say a word and don’t look back. Let’s just get out of here.”
“We keep our memories like souvenirs…”
“S/he wouldn’t understand, s/he’s just a boy/girl expecting too much from the world.”
“You know there’s nothing left here for us.”
“A skeleton can’t bruise, there’s no blood for me to lose…”
Things My Muses Have Said Starters (PART 1?)
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“Correct me if I’m wrong but I thought straight jackets were for the insane.”
“Shitting your pants might be soemthing you want to confirm before you announce. Just a little tip for next time.”
“I said fuck chemistry.” “And that’s why you were high school drop out.”
“My best friends are a bit of flesh with some bones in it that cant breathe and an artist. What does that say about me?”
“Yes, but the icing on the cake here is how you thought starting a conversation with ‘how many dead babies’ would be an acceptable opening.”
“Don’t you dare talk to your weed man like that.”
“What’s next? My cocaine dealer’s gonna have to talk to me in English because his supervisor higher up in the cartel is coming over for an inspection?”
“Last I checked they were supposed to kill the lobster before they served it.”
“If you could flirt, we wouldn’t be in this situation, would we?”
“Veganism isn’t for me. I don’t know how those crazy bastards do it.”
“There are 7 billion people on this planet. 7 billion, and somehow I managed to get stuck having feelings for you.”
“You know, the hardest part of being on the fence is picking a side to jump off to.”
“Really? I thought it was the ‘sitting-on-it’ part?”
“The longer you put off putting down your dog the harder it’s gonna be.”
“Any mention of maggots is enough make me squirm. Like I am a maggot. Maybe I am- OH GOD.”