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neiljostenpussyindulgence

I love gay people theres a guy in my neighborhood who named his one singular dog “simon and garfunkel”

harpoonsnotspoons

Just got an energy drink ad that said word for word "Your body is a machine with 700 horses coursing through its veins" and while I hate advertisements this is something I can get behind

harpoonsnotspoons

I GOT THE AD AGAIN AND IT CHANGED TO 800. They're slowly adding horses to my bloodstream

harpoonsnotspoons

I'm gonna overdhorse

junk-thunder

standing at the edge of the mosh pit frantically reading the wikipedia page for "music"

hotterthancorium

eating pho at a restaurant frantically reading the wikipedia page for "soup"

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Heh. I'm in the Bug Leagues, Kid. No, not the Big Leagues. The Bug Leagues. I'm kind of a Bug Deal, you could say. I'm covered in bugs. I'm covered in bugs

Oh no, you’re hurt? Do you want me to kiss it better? With tongue?

#response to my bf saying his ass hurts

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samshine-and-lollipops-deactiva

Wait, it got better.

libertineangel

He does this a lot, to my deep surprise in undergrad:

For reference, the reason nobody likes this book and you can press tofu with it is that it’s about 1600 pages long.

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It’s also, by all accounts, the origin of Cousin Throckmorton

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spookedstarzz

got that dog in me and mitski has been showing financial interest in it

in the pented gon. straight up “georging it”. and by “it”, haha, well. let’s justr say. My W Bush

#shitpost #i thought this so you all need to think it too

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20th-centuryghost

sorry this was going to be a tags addition because I only get to use my coated pantone swatchbook like 6 times a year when i have a new enamel pin to design, but...

METALLIC GOLD PANTIES ????

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mayfay

God gives his toughest battles to his saddest wettest beasts

#shitpost

sammjammin

homestuck but its set in 2025 instead of 2009

edit: part 2

#homestuck

I am so become death that Robert Oppenheimer was became me

#shitpost #oppenheimer #what do you mean back i never left

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panic

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at the disco

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trlake-deactivated20200421

what’s the pink they put in pink lemonade that makes it so poppin

craigzlist

that’s pussy babe!

sonypraystation

imcoolwithonions

Is there not a single stock photo of someone drinking pink lemonade that would have been easier than putting a pink cloud over a water bottle

sonypraystation

you think i do this shit cause it easy

hotterthancorium

hi i'm not sure if you're aware of this but that's literally what it originated as? like that's just what it is. hold on let me get the wikipedia page

the story i've heard is that it was invented by circuses sort of by accident. a lemonade vendor ran out of water, so they used the tub of water someone had washed their pink tights in. so, traditionally, pink lemonade is flavoured with pussy.

#shitpost #but also kind of not