i know the way people talk about their pets now is probably how we’ve been doing it for all of history. a cat owner in ancient rome saw their cat lounging on the dining pillows and commented “he thinks himself to be the senator claudius 🤣”

Imagine operating in the Real LOL I’ve been symbolic for years

Dont be very woried about me since i deserve all of this

tip: if you wake up on time and then lie in bed unmoving for 20 minutes you will no longer be on time

my names sweetie 3000 because the last 2999 sweeties were all destroyed

Gonna chill out the rest of May and then change my entire life in June. Possibly July if that doesn't work out. Certainly no later than September or October.