cock. thats it

imo the pov character should be lying to themselves and concealing shit from themselves constantly

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exactly, bestie. Exactly

my toddler is 3 years old and wont eat anything other than fine porterhouse steaks and sweet port wine

you need to discipline your child. port is a horrible choice for the main course and wildly clashes with a rich béarnaise.

dude hes three….

And uncultured. Get a new child

going on a guilt trip do yall want anything

if you really cared about me you wouldn't have to ask

i dont know what love island is but from what ive heard its like danganronpa for people that use snapchat

come f*ck on this samsung galaxy s23 plus user

burnout from not doing anything

"what if someone regrets transitioning" if you are 18 or over in free country usa you can walk into any tattoo parlor and ask for a tattoo that will be on your body forever and ever and ever and they will give it to you with the understanding that if you dont like the result or you regret it later that's your fucking problem and not theirs

“On social media you only see people’s highs and not their lows so you get the impression that everybody else only experiences highs which can lower your self esteem” idk what social media you’re on but it isn’t like that for me

job interviewer: would you be willing to destroy and betray yourself for nothing?

Ryan Gosling’s career has just been one long quest to climb the Warner Bros water tower

casting spell of : i dont think that's true