Better To Be A Walrus

it ' s me and my passive suicidal ideation against the world

what should I listen to

women

i think "oh my childhood doesn't even impact me that much" & then im Afraid To Sit in The Living Room

[louder than everyone] MAN I THINK IT DEPENDS!

the unimaginable power of saying "huh, guess that's not for me" and moving on with your life

Remember when you could look things up online. Do you remember how we used to search

cradling the em dash in my hands what the fuck have they done to you

listen to me, this is so so important: you've gotta get used to really giving it your 60% as a default. like don't half-ass it necessarily but try not to go over 70% or so of an ass. you'll feel better and live a happier more fulfilled life, and on the rare occasions where you do need to lock the fuck in you'll be able to pull off bullshit that the sad miserable wretches giving it their 100% can never dream off, because they're busy draining themselves dry and you have energy reserves to spare.

This is actually what I was adviced to do at the work rehabilitation program I went to. Hasn't left my mind since. 10/10 solid advice

i need (abruptly stops talking & stares at some random fixed point with a vacant expression)

how about nuance island for a change . does anyone want to go to nuance island

i mean it's more complicated than a simple yes or no isn't it

this is cuntwrenching news. its cliterally unbelievable