the usmnt are but a sacrificial lamb offered up every four years to remind americans that there will be no international glory unless three or more gay women are gathered to bring it home

maybe i shouldn’t hope for things

the secret to living a long happy life is to never get into sports

right so we’re taking out opportunities for sprinters because flat stages are “boring” but also uae won’t let a breakaway go so you can’t be a puncheur either but also pog wants to win every mountain stage so you can't be a climber either… like what is left after that

it’s time for demons to come out of the ground and for everyone to get special powers

what makes rpf so pervasive is that love is everywhere and horniness is forever

if we’re getting three alien grand tours this year then it’s only fair that we get zero alien grand tours next year. lock it in

me when i engage with something that i know is gonna piss me off: wow that pissed me off

if i was a soccer player i'd simply kick that ball in the goal instead of wasting everyone's time