The Gayest Ass

highly visible, brightly colored tattoos give you a new passive aura that forces other lesbians within a 5m radius to make a dice roll or out themselves with a "I love your tattoooos!!"

what a beautiful time of year everyone is growing veegtables for me spacifically, one problem though you need to make fences shorter im sure its a mistake but i cant reach some of them

hello imptortant message from deer youyr doing it agen. i cant eet the vegbals you are growing for me like this

we asked 100 nonbinary people what the

hi! yay-bunnies here. i got banned unfortunately. can u spread my bunnyspores?

ababy bunired special move is to makeyou go "yaay cutes"

girls just wanna be kissed stupid by other girls.

A cat is a machine that turns proteins into violence.

OH MY GOD MY CATS HAVE FANART

You gotta be really publicly passionate about things if you want your friends to text you. Bc people will forget to text you because they’re human. But if you’re really openly the friend who loves identifying ants your friends will think of you when they see ants. And they’ll text you “what ant is this [blurry photo]”. And then they’ll ask you how you’ve been and we should get coffee sometime. But if they don’t know what you love they’ll never know what you like

And then when the ant convention is in town they’ll be like dude… we should go to the ant convention. But they would never think to go if they didn’t know u loved ants

And sometimes you need to ask them to go to the ant convention. But you Will not get anywhere hiding your passions

white girl SHOCKS waitress with 6th level chain lightning

official dnd post

Re-blog if you are soft and like to be cuddled

Girls can have a berserk mode as a treat. fangs and glowing eyes and animalistic snarling are good enrichment for girls.

this is accessible after good foreplay