The Gayest Ass

my shoulder blades are actually pretty reasonably sensitive if you remember my invisible wings are there. why are you making that face

casual survey: reblog if you want to kiss a girl right now

whimpering while kissing is so hot

women's thighs. you agree. reblog.

Wizard staff sized hitachi magic wand

Every customer service job should have some sort of land-kraken that the employees can sic on customers that annoy them

gets out my flyswatter

thinking about intelligent subs with oral fixations. such smart little things whose brains turn into mush once they have fingers in their mouth.

Thank you for posting without the fucking destiel meme

She had also claimed Freda "deserved" this sexual harassment because of what she was wearing... You know... The same excuse used over and over to try and justify rape.

priest: if you die without being saved, you'll be sent to to the pits of hell!!! puppygirl in the crowd: awawa,, pits???? can i smell themm,,,,,,

everyone jokes about Gardevoir trainers being horny freaks but I think Gardevoir trainers would actually be posting like irl doll collectors

They’d be posting ”An exquisite day for a most elegant lady” and then a picture of the cutest tea party you have ever seen for a Gardevoir wearing a lovely little hat

the real horny freaks would be posting shit like “go my loyal minions” and then a video of them siccing 6 Galarian zigzagoon on a dumpster

okay i made another quiz but this time it’s which monster you’ll get to hook up with. reblog with your result!!

I got vampire, which tracks because I’ve never been beating the allegations of wanting to be a blood doll.

not many people know this but when talking about your multiple pronoun-using friend you build up a combo meter for every subsequent unique pronoun you use