The Gayest Ass

What the fuck! Op must have been a prim and proper maid getting humped by a bratty perverted princess when she said this

Not now, kitten, m- da- m- your parental figure is in the middle of a gender crisis

(sweating nervously) (opening a private browser window) (whipping my head around to make sure nobody is watching) (shakily typing into my search bar) bunnies playing

my biggest most perverse dream is to get clocked by another tgirl in public who then comes up to me and asks if we could be friends

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*Pounces on you and baps you with my paws* hehehe another successful hunt

I wish I was a female tiger because then if I was talking to someone and I was getting off topic I could say “but I tigress,” and then kill and eat them because I am a tiger

approximate the bunny as a perfectly round sqpheroid with perfect elasciicity

this is fun for the bunny

unfortunate truth of reality is that oftentimes 15 year olds will say/do/believe some stupid bullshit because they are 15 but telling them that they believe that because they are 15 is probably the most counterproductive thing in the entire universe

i remember being 15 and wanting literally nothing more than to be taken seriously and listened to and every thought and feeling i had was dismissed because i was a hormonal teenager. i was well aware at that point that a lot of the things i felt were probably because i was a kid, but that didnt make any of it less real, and being dismissed because of my age 1. did not help 2. did not make me feel better 3. made me angry at and untrustworthy of adults because they refused to listen to me. teenagers are people. kids are people. one of the only major things separating them from adults are experience and wisdom. they have like. you know. interiority

like in YOUR mind you may think youre being helpful by going 'well you're a kid, its not really a big deal, youre okay, youll get over it' but that does not register as "helpful affirmation that everything will turn out fine and the only reason im upset is because of something out of my control so its better to just try and come to terms with it" it registers as 'adult dismissing my real tangible problems and sadness and anger because of my age and inadvertently calling me stupid'

hi sober me the morning after here and girl you were just doing laundry wtf are these affirmations???

no no unsober you the night before had a point. it's okay to make noise. no one is watching me. i live here. i am a person

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nuclear fission is TMA

i believe when i wake up in hell generation 2-4 wild surfing encounter tentacool will be waiting for me

Pokemon Heritage Post

reblog to tell prev she's pawsome <3