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Veggietales Facts absolutely off the shits
if you ask a right winger why a job like, say, sanitation worker has such an abysmal wage even though their job is necessary theyâll tell you that it is an unskilled occupation. we could contest that but for the sake of argument letâs concede.
by this logic, value is derived by how much labor is required to accomplish something, in this case the labor of learning the skill in addition to the labor of completing the task at hand. a doctor would earn a much higher wage because of the labor required to earn the necessary degrees to practice. okay.
but then if you ask a right winger why the price of a pair of glasses, a mattress, or even a bottle of water is so expensive, despite these things being cheap and easy to make, theyâll tell you that value is not determined by the labor that goes into it, but by need and demand.
this inconsistency reveals how neoliberal economics functions: the value of something means whatever is most convenient to the ruling class.
hereâs a pretty good example of what Iâm talking about. itâs absolute nonsense but somehow this is a talking point that persists and not even people straight up getting killed can change someoneâs mind.
Heroism in Hong Kong, 2019
[note: for those who use the mm-dd-yyyy US date format, in the photo above â1/10/2019âł means Oct 1, 2019. Also, âCarrieâ refers to Carrie Lam, the Chief Executive of Hong Kong]
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"theres a suicide crisis amongst border patrol enforcers" nice
wow this is genuinely fucking disgusting lol
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I dont know what a "skunk" is but this gay rat made me smell like shit
The company known for Mickey Mouse is now a sprawling conglomerate in entertainment and beyond, and thatâs a big problem.
Iâd like to thank The American Prospect for giving me the opportunity today to publish my first ever article in an actual established outlet, hopefully the first of many. Hereâs why I think we need to break up the Walt Disney Company.
This has been an incredible year for the Walt Disney Company. Not only has Avengers: Endgame become the best-selling movie in box office history, but Disney currently holds all four slots for this yearâs top-earning films. However, the companyâs dominance isnât quite something to celebrate.
At the moment, almost 38 percent of all U.S. box office sales in 2019 have gone to a Disney-owned movie, down from a peak of over 40 percent earlier this year. And thatâs even before coming releases of Frozen 2, Maleficent: Mistress of Evil, and Star Wars: Rise of Skywalker. As we can see by looking at the U.S. box office over the last 30 years, Disney has more than doubled its already significant market share in just five years, reaching an unprecedented point in modern history for a film companyâŚ
Within the next couple of years, there is a good chance that the majority of all money made from wide-release movies will go into the pockets of the Walt Disney Company. Even if you consider yourself a dedicated Disney fan, this should concern youâŚ
The Walt Disney Company is no longer the gentle giant of film and animation of yesteryear. Today, Disney is a multinational corporate conglomerate that takes in over $10 billion a year in profits alone. Its consistent growth and strategy of buying out other firms has put the company in a position of nearly unprecedented power in the U.S. media market, and thus in the global media market as well.
This position gives Disney the ability to offer lower-quality products, crush competitors, squeeze profits from other markets, influence politicians in its favor, and more. As the controversy around modern monopolies heats up, it is becoming clear that we need a generalized revitalization of antitrust law in the United States. As part of such a campaign, Disney too must be identified as a monopolistic corporate titan in severe need of being broken up into a number of smaller companies in order to restore both fair competition and the sanctity of American democracy.
Reblogging because, I will say as someone whoâs been relativelyâŚ. salty  in the past over your media takes, Iâm surprised how even-keeled and not-condescending this was.Â
My favorite quote (bolding mine):
This is perhaps the best case for why Disneyâs monopoly status is a problem even for fans of Disney and its subsidiaries: The lack of powerful competition means Disney simply doesnât have to make as many films. Based on the numbers above, the Disney of today would likely have never approved the making of lesser-known fan favorites like Air Bud, James and the Giant Peach, Ed Wood, or O Brother, Where Art Thou?, nor would they have agreed to distribute Japanese masterpieces like Howlâs Moving Castle or Spirited Awayin America.
Reduction in the quantity of movies doesnât mean an increase in quality; it may well mean the opposite. When Disney decides what ideas to put money behind, they arenât doing it based on the actual quality of the movie, but on its potential profitability. Ed Wood, one of Disneyâs worst-selling movies of 1994, has a 92 percent from critics and an 88 percent from audiences on Rotten Tomatoes. Compare this to Beverly Hills Chihuahua, a film that made 16 times as much in net gross but received a 40 percent and 52 percent, respectively. Guess which would get made today?
Iâd also cite Tron Legacy and The Black Cauldron as those sorts of experiments thatâd never be done today, perhaps even Kingdom Hearts, and I have a hunch that my Disney-fan friend @friendlytrollâ would find that a compelling argument.
But, there is one caveat I will add: Any movement to break up Disney needs to be inherently entwined with the movement to reduce copyright duration, because the current copyright monopoly due to its overextension is whatâs fueling this âconsolidation creepâ
Like, I will say, the way copyright has been expanded and the possibility of narrative crossover (A natural tendency of human storytelling, if you know your history) being tied to the âgenerosityâ of a monopoly is an extremely classic âenclosure of the commonsâ scenario.Â
Doubly so when one considers the re-conceptualization of copyright as a temporary legal protection to a god-given right, or even the backlash that is punching down at people for their desire for crossover rather than protesting its capture.
I say reduction back to 56 years, retroactively as per the previous extensions, is the most solid idea, specifically because of its precedent in previous copyright law and it being long enough to help individuals more than mega corps*, and also because; essentially; if it were done, everything Walt did during his lifetime would be public domain.**
And, I think the public would be way less willing to back Disney, as some of the cynics suggest they would, if the proposition were framed as âBreak up Disney and give its stories back to the people,â rather than âBreak up Disney, fuck you sycophantic fan-dronesâÂ
So yeah, we cannot separate the fight to break up Disney from the fight to reduce copyright, because the expansion of copyright is the major force driving their consolidation creep. #56OrBust YâALL!
*Though, I will say also that in this law thereâd need to be a program of reparations paid by the corporate rightsholders to those families whose works will lapse because of this, who did not get proper restitution from the corporate owners of said works in the creatorâs lifetimes.Â
Cause, the treatment of independent creators as âcollateral damageâ is far too common in copyright-shrinking discourse, and a thing we need to talk about, but thatâs for another post.
**This also goes for most of the major Marvel superhero properties Disney uses, all the Carl Barks duck stories Duck Tales was based on, and all of the 1950s monster movies that Foxâs big franchises were basically modern revamps of.
Actually didnât we used to have laws specifically against being this big of a conglomerate? I could swear when I was a kid it was all over the news that some huge corporation was taken to court and broken up into smaller companies. Am I imagining that? If Iâm not, what changed and when?
@bogleechâ A lot of people have replied to this, but Iâd figure Iâd give my own answer. Youâre likely thinking of US v. Microsoft in 2001, which was the last truly major anti-trust case that the US government has brought. The short answer to your question is that the laws still exist on the books, but have been reinterpreted over time by conservative scholars like Robert Bork who argued that anti-trust laws not only should be narrowly focused on specific economic criteria (a myopic understanding of âconsumer welfareâ), but also that that was indeed the original intent of the laws. Though this is demonstrably false, the neoliberal revolution of the 1980â˛s and beyond solidified its position among other absurd doctrines in the consensus of Washington policymakers.
Hereâs a segment of my article which was cut for length:
Anti-trust laws aimed at breaking up monopolies were weakened to the point of irrelevancy in the 1970âs and 1980âs, in large part due to Chicago School economists who claimed that the laws should only serve an extremely narrow economic purpose. But from the beginning, anti-trust laws had not only economic considerations in mind, but political ones too. In his excellent book on our modern monopoly problem, âThe Curse of Bigness,â Tim Wu notes that Senator John Sherman, the namesake of the trust-busting Sherman Act, feared that when âthe concerted powers of this combination [âof inequality of condition, of wealth, and opportunityâ] are entrusted to a single man, it is a kingly prerogative, inconsistent with our form of government.â
Others agreed. In Standard Oil Co. v. U.S., conservative Justice John Harlan warned in his partial dissent of âthe slavery that would result from aggregations of capital in the hands of a few individuals and corporations controlling, for their own profit and advantage exclusively, the entire business of the country, including the production and sale of the necessaries of life.â Later, in a dissent for another case, Justice William Douglas added that the Sherman Act was passed out of the view that âall power tends to develop into a government in itself. Power that controls the economy should be in the hands of elected representatives of the people, not in the hands of an industrial oligarchy.â
The conservative Chicago school interpretation of anti-trust not only ignored the variety of harmful economic effects of corporate concentration that didnât meet their specific criteria (effects on wages, innovation, business formation, etc.), but they also completely ignored the political case for the laws. Thatâs what I mean when I say in the article that âMany of the pioneers of antitrust law were not only worried that monopolies are inefficient and rig markets, but also that they are undemocratic and rig governments.â If youâre interested in the topic, Iâd highly recommend that book I mentioned, Tim Wuâs âThe Curse of Bigness,â which is a great recent read on the evolution of anti-trust in the US and why we should bring it back.
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this single panel of a popeye comic @fleetwoodbrak dug up while he was spelunking on the popeye wiki is the only thing keeping me alive
this one too
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I sincerely believe that something like 10% of the rapid decline in American news media quality over the last decade or so is due to Jon Stewart no longer appearing on television every night to mock reporters
Itâs somewhat fashionable at this point for lefties to dunk on Stewart for his Peak Liberalism, and they arenât entirely wrong to do so, but I still think about Stewartâs 2004 appearance on âCrossfireâ as a watershed moment in media history.
Itâs October 2004, and the presidential election is in less than a month. CNN hosts a daily show called âCrossfireâ that features two liberal commentators and two conservative commentators arguing with one another and two guests with different viewpoints each episode, in what essentially boils down to a combative regurgitation of talking points. Jon Stewart had a public feud with the show, but on this night he decided to make a guest appearance with Paul Begala as the âliberalâ and an at-the-time small fish conservative media figure you may have heard of: Tucker Carlson.
Itâs endlessly entertaining to hear Jon Stewart joke that America is not a democracy and to call Tucker Carlson a âdickâ to his face on national television long before he had his own Fox show. But thatâs not why this appearance sticks out.Â
Stewart repeatedly refused to go along with them in bickering about the minutia of the election and directly criticizes the fundamental model of news theyâre engaged in, turning this not into a Democrat and Republican bickering at each other, but into both of them as CNN hosts having to defend the channel itself, something thatâs never happened before or since.Â
STEWART: ...I made a special effort to come on the show today, because I have privately, amongst my friends, and also in occasional newspapers and television shows, mentioned this show as being... bad.
BEGALA: We have noticed. STEWART: And I wanted to -- I felt that that wasn't fair and I should come here and tell you that I don't -- it's not so much that it's bad, as it's hurting America...Â
Here's just what I wanted to tell you guys. Stop. Stop, stop, stop, stop hurting America. And come work for us, because we, as the people- CARLSON: How do you pay? STEWART:  -not well... But you can sleep at night. See, the thing is, we need your help. Right now, you're helping the politicians and the corporations. And we're left out there to mow our lawns. BEGALA: By beating up on them? You just said we're too rough on them when they make mistakes. STEWART: No, no, no, you're not too rough on them. You're part of their strategies. You are partisan- what do you call it- hacks ...I would love to see a debate show...
BEGALA: We're 30 minutes in a 24-hour day where we have each side on, as best we can get them, and have them fight it out. STEWART: No, no, no, no, that would be great. To do a debate would be great. But that's like saying pro wrestling is a show about athletic competition.
...So this is theater... It's not honest. What you do is not honest. What you do is partisan hackery... you have a responsibility to the public discourse, and you fail miserably. CARLSON: You need to get a job at a journalism school, I think. STEWART: You need to go to one... You know, because we need what you do. This is such a great opportunity you have here to actually get politicians off of their marketing and strategy. CARLSON: Is this really Jon Stewart? What is this, anyway? STEWART: Yes, it's someone who watches your show and cannot take it anymore...
BEGALA: But [which candidate] would... provide you better material [as a comedian], do you suppose? STEWART: I don't really know. That's kind of not how we look at it. We look at, the absurdity of the system provides us the most material. And that is best served by sort of the theater of it all, you know, which, by the way, thank you both, because it's been helpful.
âCrossfireâ was cancelled three months later.
In the Trump era, when journalists are in fact under an assault by the US government even greater than those seen under Obama and Bush II, journalists of the âDemocracy Dies in Darknessâ category have elevated their own occupation to the level of saviors, of the final line in between corrupt politicians and the American people. In doing so, they obscure the extent to which they are part of the exact same political ecosystem which produces people like Trump, the extent to which they have directly contributed to his rise. No one is going on to CNN, looking them in the eyes, and saying: âNo, no, no, youâre not too rough on them. Youâre part of their strategies.â
You know what? We all like to hee haw about Homestuck being bad and everything, but I legitimately was never as happy and enthralled with a work of fiction as I was when Homestuck was consistently updating
I think we lost ourselves in the prevalence of cringe culture at the time and didnât appreciate just what a marvel of modern storytelling Homestuck really was while everyone was busy laughing at the kids who painted themselves grey.Â
If you think about the sheer enormity of it and the attention span of the average person, it is an honest to god miracle that Homestuck found any traction at all; but it did, because it told an interesting story about relatable characters in a completely alien setting and did so with unique, pioneering storytelling methods.
I honestly think that Homestuck should be widely hailed and praised for being the first story to properly use chatspeak and the widely misunderstood nuance of how people communicate on the internet. This is very appropriate, because Homestuck is a work that cannot exist in its entirety anywhere else except for the internet.Â
Anyone who has been on the web for more than a few years can tell you that there is a lot of subtext to text-only communication. We had to develop this subtext because itâs difficult to convey emotions without the use of audible speech. As silly as it sounds, the difference between â:3âł and â;3âł is huge and should be noted for anyone trying to understand how people on the internet âspeakâ to each other.
Homestuck got that. The late 2000s/early 2010s were brimming with a bunch of corporate attempts at storytelling that tried to relate to kids with onslaughts of l33tspeak and dropping hundreds of instances of âomgâ all over the place. Kids and teens arenât stupid, they can very easily tell something is inauthentic.Â
Homestuck wasnât like that. It was entirely authentic. It was written by someone who had first hand experience with not only the surface level of the internetâs communication stylings; Hussie knew about the intricacy that could be found in such simple things as capitalization, italicizing, bolding, changing colors, emoticons, and line breaks. He used that to make each and every individual character feel real in their chat dialogue, which is ordinarily a medium that some perceive to be counteractive to emotional communication.
I could go on for ages because I unironically adore this comic, but basically what Iâm trying to say is that Homestuckâs greatest asset is a sense of authenticity that is very clearly perceivable by the target audience. Maybe that will fade over the years, but for someone who was 14 in 2009, it was perfect. It was one of the first times I felt that a story was written for me, a person who mostly grew up fucking around on the internet.
We can talk about the plot, simple even in its complexity. We can talk about the aesthetic appeal of the comic. We can talk about the cosplaying community, the music, the interactive panels, the plot twists, the drama, everything. All of this contributes to HS being an incredible piece of work, but it would not have been the same if the characters spoke in speech bubbles or audibly.Â
Homestuck was a pioneer of how the internet could not only carry stories told in other mediums, but how it could be a unique storytelling medium of its very own. I think thatâs amazing, and I think it should be appreciated.
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So Iâm currently enslaved employed by a cable company, and I can offer a few pointers:
Find a copy of the customer agreement online. Read it. Have the âbig cats in boxesâ YouTube video on standby so that you can renew your will to live periodically while reading it.
Focus on the sections about cancellation
Examine any terms regarding early termination fees, notice required, proration of the time between cancellation and the end of the billing period, and equipment return policies.
Send a letter requesting cancellation to your carrier via certified mail. Include the date you wish for it to be cancelled. If you are not the account holder but have power of attorney, or the account holder has died and you are managing their estate, send copies of the relevant documentation with the letter.Â
The day after, when it isnât cancelled, call back. Ask for âretentionâ or âloyaltyâ and when asked why, state that you wish to cancel.Â
Theyâll ask you why you want to cancel. Say âI donât want to discuss it, I just want to cancel my service.â (note: there are times when it pays to disclose your reasons; my company will waive all early termination fees and penalties if the account holder is being entering military deployment or a nursing home. Check their policies.)
Theyâll offer something nice. Bundles, discounts, free channels, etc. Say âas nice as that sounds, and as much as I appreciate the offer, I just need to cancel my service.â
When they deflect again, ask how to return any leased equipment. Theyâll launch into another spiel about that, thankful that you arenât making them process the cancellation. Write down the process â theyâll either tell you to bring the equipment to a local office, or theyâll state that they are sending recovery kits. If itâs the latter, ask for the address that the recovery kits return to and write it down (you want to use the recovery kit if you get one, since itâs prepaid, but if they arenât sent youâll want to be able to return the equipment yourself.)Â
After all of this has transpired, state âAs I stated in the letter sent via certified mail on [date], I am ending our contractual relationship and terminating this subscription. Has my cancellation order been processed?â
If the cancellation order has not been processed, tell them to process it. Listen to their spiel. Ask for the date that it will be terminated.
Hang up, wait thirty minutes. Call back, ask if your account is pending cancellation or not. If not, ask to be transferred to retention and ask for a supervisor. Demand that your cancellation be processed and advise them that a complaint will be filed with the FCC if it is not.Â
If more than an hour has been spent on the phone, file a complaint at FCC.gov. Forcing a customer to continue a service outside of the terms stipulated by the contract is illegal and the FCC hates it.Â
This went from really funny to âholy fuck what kind of nightmare dystopia do we live in that we need to be educated on how to get a company to actually cancel an account with a company that bills you monthlyâ really fast.
Itâs sad that toxic game culture is so prevalent cuz like. As someone who has ended up in random matches with kids before, I can attest to how fucking easy it is to reverse and un-teach shitty attitudes in kids.
Example: I downloaded Friday the 13th because itâs free on psn. I dunno how to play, so I just enter quick play and Iâm matched with 3-4 kids on mic. Immediately on mic theyâre shitty and disparaging to each other. They laugh at each others deaths, they actively work against team mates and self sabotage, they call each other âfagsâ, etc. From the sounds of the voices they cannot be older than 13-14.
I put on my mic and just decide I ainât havin it. I am nice. I thank them for barricading doors or leaving me items. When they break free from Jasonâs grasp I say âgood job!â or I try to help them. One kid survived for most of the match by himself. When he dies, I tell him he did a fantastic job.
The mood shift is practically INSTANT. These kids almost immediately stop being dick heads. They start encouraging each other and being kind. After the match all of them try to friend request me. Which should tell you a couple of things:
A) kids want to be kind, and they want to have a nice time playing games. But encounters with adults like me or so rare that theyâve trained themselves to instantly put on a toxic, shitty, defensive veneer when encountering any new person online. Itâs literally just THAT EASY to not groom a horrible gaming community, itâs just that NO ONE does it.
B) the speed of which they all tried to friend me was cute, but paints for me such a sad picture? Like these kids are SO desperate to find people to play with who arenât crappy jerks. They played with me for 10 minutes TOPS and all instantly tried to reach out to me.
tl;dr: The kids are alright. Adults are shit heads.
I cant agree with this post more
I witnessed something similar with my younger brother (this was when he was In fifth grade so bear with me here) and his friends. The teacher assigned for them to build a somewhat accurate spanish mission in Minecraft because their school had gotten some iPads and she needed to assign them something other than a PowerPoint.
Now hereâs the thing. Most of these boys, my brother included, have ADD/ADHD. About a week into the project all they had in their shared world was chaos. Somebody filled the place with tnt and lit it up. Holes everywhere. Whenever one would attempt to try and build something (mostly wood huts and not the actual project) it would be destroyed within minutes as the boys began to insult each other heavily and complain that the design was ugly.
I brought my own ipad with me and decided to sit with the boys while they continued their reign of terror. I joined the world and built a hallway out of brick at the very center of this war zone. Immediately one of them tried to destroy it under the impression that âit looks badâ.
âWell, what should I make it out of?â
âDiamond.â
The ten year old mind is a mystery to meâŚ
Anyway, then I showed him some pictures similar to these:
I reasoned that it would be easier to sway this kid toward another pretty block than trying to get him to stick to the materials of the time, so I asked him if he would like to help me replace my brick design with quartz (eh, itâs white).
Bam! One of the ten year old anarchists is dutifully building me a glittering gem hallway for our insanely rich monks.
The other three are off somewhere still yelling at each other and setting off explosives, but we have something built. Much to my surprise the kid asked if he could build the church next because he âwanted to build the most important partâ.
Hereâs where I learned something important. I donât have ADD or ADHD but as I said before my brother does. When he gets fixated on something, heâs really gets into it. Once a few minutes had passed and this kid already had four walls up I decided to grid up the entire mission. One gets the church, one gets the farm, etc.
After playing the game with them for an hour, I had a pretty good idea of where each kid should go.
Church kid, I found, was very particular about materials and shape(hence his hangup over the brick). I gave him free reign over the outer walls of the mission and showed him the reference pictures to get him started.
My brother liked the farms most (he was building dirt domes over the cows donât ask me how I made this connection it just worked, okay), so he was in charge of building pens for the animals.
Another kid was, at first glance, very loud and bossy when it came to decorating (constantly said we were making chairs wrong). Turns out he likes interior design, like putting benches and beds in the little rooms, so his bossiness was just frustration with my brotherâs artistic sense I guess.
Another was very good with placing trees and plants around the exterior (I guessed this because he covered the place in a ridiculous amount of trees and I asked him if he would like to know where they are supposed to go). He got to make a vineyard for us and organized how the crops should go.
So how did it turn out?
Actually very nice!!
So what did we learn? Kids actually like to play games and be praised for their creativity and intuition. If I had just told them to stop messing around rather than direct their attention to areas within their interests, they never would have gotten anything done.
After an hour of gaming they:
Mirrored my language; âthank you!â, âwhich part are you working on?â, âI like this block.â
Realized each otherâs strengths; âhey [kid name] can you help me with the roof?â âHow do you make the big trees [kid name]?â
Were able to articulate exactly what they did or didnât like without using force; âthat looks good!â, âhow about we put it there?â, âI donât like that block, how about this one?â
On the plus side, since we moved the game file to my device for safekeeping, I now have a cute little souvenir of the time I played Minecraft with four ten year olds.
This is a really long post, but itâs super important. In games like Fortnite where youâll find lots of kids, itâs important (if you can) to steer them away from toxicity. I canât tell you how many times Iâve run into kids who talk like toxic adults and the act of just being nice to them completely turns them around.
This isnât limited to games, by far. When younger kids are exposed to snide, aggressive older people in any capacity their instinctive response is to adapt that behavior to seem cool and adult and avoid being a target. Maybe youâre not even an asshole and you just play around with your friends by ironically insulting them, but kids donât really know the difference. They donât have that context. And they can continue to develop thinking this is just the way youâre supposed to act and that any sensitivity or vulnerability is something to be laughed at. I experienced this as a 13 year old on 90â˛s webforums and I didnât break out of a non-stop snarky rude mode until like 22.
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Biden persuaded Ukraine to fire its prosecutor while he was investigating a natural gas firm that employed Biden's son on its board.
Two years after leaving office, Joe Biden couldnât resist the temptation last year to brag to an audience of foreign policy specialists about the time as vice president that he strong-armed Ukraine into firing its top prosecutor.
In his own words, with video cameras rolling, Biden described how he threatened Ukrainian President Petro Poroshenko in March 2016 that the Obama administration would pull $1 billion in U.S. loan guarantees, sending the former Soviet republic toward insolvency, if it didnât immediately fire Prosecutor General Viktor Shokin.
âI said, âYouâre not getting the billion.â Iâm going to be leaving here in, I think it was about six hours. I looked at them and said: âIâm leaving in six hours. If the prosecutor is not fired, youâre not getting the money,ââ Biden recalled telling Poroshenko.
âWell, son of a bitch, he got fired. And they put in place someone who was solid at the time,â Biden told the Council on Foreign Relations event, insisting that President Obama was in on the threat.
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But Ukrainian officials tell me there was one crucial piece of information that Biden must have known but didnât mention to his audience: The prosecutor he got fired was leading a wide-ranging corruption probe into the natural gas firm Burisma Holdings that employed Bidenâs younger son, Hunter, as a board member.
extremely cool and normal
imagine blackmailing ukraine to give dirt on biden when bidenâs out here openly admitting stuff like this
is this what it feels like to watch the tape from the ring