Hoodoo-ne It

Who makes the porn bots.

and what about you, little haiku bot? do you feel kinship with your brethren? do you understand them? they speak words of enticement and seek love, but are met with disdain. you only parrot the words that cross your screen, but we all love you. or rather, since all you do is reflect us, maybe we simply love ourselves through you.

My voice repeats what

My brother and I trying to piece together our dad’s life based on random info he casually brings up once and then never mentions again

My grandmother was harassing me about the dangers of online dating, and my grandpa was like, “Oh fer crying out loud, leave her alone. My parents met online, she’ll be fine.” Apparenly my great grandparents were both telegraph operators who would chat over the line in between messages and fell in love and my great grandma moved halfway across the country to marry a dude she met over the telegraph.

BE UNMADE, BEAST

FROM THE ASHES..

Do you have some fun facts about frogs? Cursed or wholesome, I'm not picky!

Alright, so tumblr staff is acting like as if we tumblr users have enough money to pay other tumblr users.