you're my present this year

You know, that’s fair

As someone who is super affectionate and close to my siblings I would never talk to them like that ever

"You're my present" was a weird line but the setup/framing is what really makes it.

@elz-vrx and I are pretty tight, plus we are both pretty affectionate people, and we definitely have long hugs when we see each other (living hours away) but never once have we gotten anywhere close to whatever is going on in the Folgers Incest Commercial

Exactly

You know, that’s fair

HAVE Z AND ALPHA NOT BEEN MADE AWARE? HAVE WE FAILED AT CONTINUING TO MEME THE HELL OUT OF IT? ARE WE, IN FACT, THE GRANDMAS BECAUSE WE ARE THE ANCIENT KEEPERS OF THE INCEST COFFEE KNOWLEDGE???

(If anybody is wondering “how could they write that and not anticipate the reaction?“ It’s because the sister was supposed to be much younger in the original draft. Like. An actual child. But they aged her up and never bothered changing the dialogue, so…)

It’s that time of year again

Horrible news guys. While going through people's bookmarks on Ao3 in search of new works to read, I made the unfortunate discover that there are One Hundred sick twisted freaks who have written fic for the Folgers "Home For the Holidays" commercial. May God Have Mercy On Us All.

my condolences

You know, that’s fair