“Let me get this straight about you Earthlings. You cannot drink water from the most abundant source on your planet because it is 3% salt, yet you can easily process various poisons like capsaicin, caffeine, and menthol, with no harm and even some benefits?” “The human body is weird, man.”

It's even funnier when you find out that they had to stop using this ad because they were using music they didn't have the rights to

"Why are you still on tumblr, it's a dead site" Tumblr is the ONLY site that still works in the way of -Follow this person, see their posts- instead of -you stopped scrolling and stayed on this post for .2 seconds longer than others, here's 100 more posts like it- I hate algorithms. Tumblr has its many issues. But at least I keep my choice of what I see.

LOUDER FOR THE PEOPLE AT THE BACK

Who will actually hear you if you reblog this

does anyone wanna hold hands until we feel a little braver

the reblog map is all of us holding hands btw

I love my job, but reblogging employment jelly for someone else I love.

only get to reblog this every 4 years

It’s been 4 years

princess treatment only, never settling for the bare minimum.