If only he had invested in a pleasure bot, he could have had it all. The smooth, cool plastic hands would have brought him to the edge over and over, and the biometric feedback scanners would have custom tailored a jerk for him each time. With long-life lithium-ion batteries, he could have been getting jerked so right, all night long.

ive been repeating this in my head all week. auntie likes wearing the strap…….

Patagonia is posting notes app social media half-added apologies over their lawsuit 😭😭😭

i mean. i’ll always side with the human over the company anyway. but these are markedly different

guys, she can keep performing, she just has to cow to the brand and give up her identity and redesign all her shit despite the fact that they’re both named after a geographical region! the brand simply MUST have first dibs and then the human can live her little life or whatever!! why are you guys so excited to suck corporate boot? am i going fucking crazy? again?

And of course the country group just thought that they had the claim to it for some reason.

Anti-city people are just plain fascinating to me

Kahmora Lee Hall, Denali, and Utica

Malcolm in the Middle if it were a 90s indie art film

Thank you Wolfram|Alpha, this is the worst unit of length I’ve ever seen

Hey guys. Just a reminder. Really dont wanna ban anybody