Shits & Giggles Galore!

“If you want to pass on the ICE account info, the online is accesscorrections.com, the inmate info is Darion Sears, A#27549306 and he is at the Northwest Processing Center.  There is also a US toll-free number (866)345-1884 which I found to be confusing as all hell"

Hey, Brain?

Explain yourself,

𝚆 𝚘 𝚛 𝚖   𝚘 𝚏 𝚏   𝚝 𝚑 𝚎    𝚜 𝚝 𝚛 𝚒 𝚗 𝚐 

Add the letters in your first name using the numbers below =)  - Under 60 points= NOT TOO SEXY - Between 61-300 points= PRETTY SEXY - Between 301-599 points= VERY SEXY - Over 600= THE ULTIMATE SEXIEST

A=100 B=14 C=9 D=28 E=145 F=12

G=3 H=10 I=200 J=100 K=114 L=100 M=25

N=450 O=80 P=2 Q=12 R=400 S=113 T=405

U=11 V=10 W=10 X=3 Y=210 Z=23

William = 735

Duckie = 507

Alex = 348

Liz = 323

Wyatt= 1130

That’s all the way fucked up lady should be under the jail. 

This is heartbreaking.

w̶̨͕͋h̸̟̓ḁ̵̌t̴̢͗́ ̵͕̌i̸͍̠̽s̷̢̻͘ ̴̹̀͛í̵̯̄ẗ̸̝ ̴̗̇̌ẃ̶̰̏h̵̨̛̪͂a̸̻͆t̸̛̮̆ ̵̙̔í̷̗͝s̸̋̒͜ ̵̥͌ȋ̶̪̹͘t̵̻́̍ ̶͕̩͋w̸̠͝h̶͚̞̓ ̸̺̈́á̶̤̅t̷̝̑ ̷̠͝i̵̫͐s̸̪̰̈́̾ ̷̥͐i̶̺͝t̷̰̃̔ ̵̳̓͋w̸̭̙̽̈́ḧ̸̝̽à̴̩t̶͖̃̇ ̴̰̌ĭ̴͙̠͝s̷̫̰͊́ ̷̟̠̈́i̸̻͗t̷̞͆̀ ̸̨͓̃w̷͍͘h̶̜̯̍͝y̶̲̍́ ̴̱̀͘w̸͙̕h̷̙̽ẏ̶̛͇̰ ̴͈̅͆ͅ ̶̱̎w̵̃͜h̵͖́̓͜y̵̟̒̆ ̶͎͉̈́w̸̬͇̽̌h̵̭͆y̵̧̼͘ ̶̳͝ẅ̷͚̘́̍w̷̬̋w̶̦̞̽̊w̸̛̖͇w̶̫͠͝w̸͖̍ẁ̴̡̈́ẁ̵̗͙̆ẅ̵̟̥́ẃ̴͓͙ẅ̵̲́̕ Ẁ̶̡̠̥̭̗̖̥͇͖͙̪̱̠̻̈̈̔̅̽͐̈͗͛̓̂͒̅̓͊͂̋͐̾̌̅́̌̊̋̅̆̒̆́́̍̎̋̍͐̆͐͒̂͂̚͘͝͝W̵̪̊̔͛͊͗̋W̵̢̧̞͖͉̳̻͓͖̟͇̘̯͉̯͍̟͔̭͇͓͕̠̼̖͖̗̫̩͈̖̘̖͕̩̫̤̪̯̗̰̓̿͗̑̂͆͑̑̈̄͊̅̽̎̋̀̏̑̊̇͗̉͆͝͝͠ͅẄ̴̡̧̛͇̝͖̣̣͍̳̝̯͍̦̼̠͇͖̟̯͈̖͖͉͔̟̻̞̺̘̭̆͗͊͌̀̒̅͊̎̎̈́͆̇̈͑̋̈͋͋̊̉̋͂̓̒̔̽͗̒̐̄͂̚̚͘͘̕͠͝͝͝ͅW̸̪̹̭̱̰̟̠̲̭͉͓̣̳̠̺̩̣̳̬̣̦̰̦͕̟͕̘̞͖͉̲͈̰̱͎̳͙̯̝͆̈̀̓̍͝W̶̟̲̳͓̬̼̬͓͇̞̄̑͘W̸̡̨̨̛̯̗̟̼̻͉̟̠̳̯̜̠̫̗͖̣͚̯̥͕̠͓̱͖͚̼͔̭̤̱͖͉͕͕̘̦͉̼̲̉̈́̏̂̅̔̾̉̋̍̈́̈͛̎̑̔́̌̉̂̃̊͗͊̅́̍̽̋͋̆̀͘̚͘͜͜͝ͅͅͅͅW̵̨̡̧̡̢̛͎̩̞̜̪̟̬̻̝̟̹̩͍̞̞̩̟̜̥͕͓̪̪̙̰͇̜̙̬̠̝̫̹̾͛̋͂̃̃͋̀̇̆̈́̃͑̾͊́́͛͋̀̑̈͆̔̓̄̔̓̑͊̾̎͗̿̌͋̇̂̚̚̚͜͝͠͝͝W̶̨̛͍͎̲͖̜͇̱̹̺̩̭͓͉͎̠̗̜̯̣̮̥̦͍͍̩͓̮̠͈̬̟͇͉̣͔̩̖̆́̅͛̑̿̔̈́̓̂̈́̎́̾́͐̅͆́͂̀͂̈͗͘͝͝Ẃ̸̡̧̡̢̡̮͍͎̝̙͎͎̤̦̖̼̟̹̥͚̺͔̰̲͎̺̺̙̘͖̱̹̭̣̟̳̹̪̤̪̱͕̝̺̻̈́̀̀̇̒̌̿̓̀̅̎͐W̶̧̧̢̛̦̦̘̠̝͍͕̝͕͈͍̞̥̠̹͙͕͈͔̬̞͖̱̤͕̬͚̠̮̱̝̰͕͉͖̤̥͔͑̒̎̈̎̽́̽͂̇̿̎͜͜͜͝͝W̷̢̛͙̩̣̦̫̖̳͔̯̯̗͕̱̯̞̝̖̫̗̖̻͗̿̒̋̀͆́̾̑͜͜Ẅ̷̛̹̻̘̱̱̝͈̻͎̯̰̙͖͉͔͇̭͉͎̥̳̻͕̳̣̰́̓̈̾̀̔̊̉͊̋͑̄̐̃͆͑̏̊́̎̈͌̏̑͛̌̓͑͛̉͘͘̚͠͠͠W̷̨̧̨̟̰̖̰̪̟̤̹͈̱̥̐̎̔̿͜͜W̵̨̡̤͎̼̜͚̘͚̠͙̼͎̙̬͓͚̙̼͚̳͙̳͖̝̩̠͉̭͇̰̳̜̖̳̯̗̍̓̎͂̂͊̂͜ͅW̵̧̡̛̰͙͍͈̗͈̱̖̥͉̙̼̘̋̈́̈́́̀́͐̒͐͗͛͑͑̉͊̐͗͂̀͊̈́̕̕̚͝ͅW̸̛̛̯̳̟͐̾̈́̽̏͋͂̐̈̿͊͌͆͌̀̓̿̾͂̈́̽́̌̑̈́̇̌̆͒̈̈͊̔͊̑͗̅͛̐͆͛͋͋̃̕̚͝Ẉ̸̬͙̘̳̹̝͍̅͌̂́̆͗̉͒̄̂̊̽̌̊̓͆̄̉̏̕̚͜͝͝͝W̷̢̝͕͇̝̞̮̜͎̱͖͈̜͉̟̖̘͉͚̪̤͓͎͎͔̹͔̥͉̬̬͙̑͊͛͝W̷̞͒͗̀͐͌͛̔͌̑̈́̇̀̀́̉̈́͐W̶̢̢̧͎̗̮̜̠̱͇͎̻̞̳͓̘̖̣̙̓̎͆͂̿̌̍̕̕ͅͅW̴̥͎͉͍̩̰̤̺͍̠͉̬̻̝͉̝͈̞͔̺̟̯͍̱̘̃̍̓̂͘W̶̼͓̣̲̓͌̽́̍̋̑̒͋̐̑̋̏̀̿́͗̒͗̃̀͛́̓̀́̆͘̚W̵̛̛̦̠̥̫͕̣̮̗̗̲͚͉̘̯͕͓̘̤͓̦͎̹͕̻̘͉̹̫͙̺̱͎̤̲̹̭̩͉̪̥͕͗̂̉͒̆͑͊̈́̾̈́͐̂͗͆́̅͌̂̈́̆̿͆̀͆̀̽̃͛̉̒̔̉͆͘̚̚̕̚̕͝͝ͅͅͅͅW̵̨̨̧̹̪̣̠̩͎̳̱̹̤͇͈̙̙̖̰͚̣̫͉̝͙̜̥͖͈̗͈̼̹͔̥͕̠̜̜̰̩̼̒̇̈́̓̂̽̍̐̽̿͂̉̂̎͛͒̐̇̽̾̀̐́̐̑́́̔͐̄̓̈̌͛̓́̉̃́̐̚͘͘̚͘͘͜͠͝͠ͅẄ̷̡̡̢̢̧̢̛͖͔̫͙̠̬̥͈̲̻̠͙͎͉͔̮̝͈̳̮͓̯̙̮̩̪͎͎͙̦̯͙̻̦̜͇̲̱̱͎́́͜ͅẈ̴̢̢̡̧̨̯̻̙̪͔̘̩̣̝̦͉̭͎͖̖͎̻̮̗̥̯̰̖͎̤͚̀͑̏͗͒͌̉̃̈́̈́̓̏̀̿̏̍́͘̚͜͝ͅW̷̢̢̙̥̬̩̼̩̠̲̤͇͎̪̲͉̪͚̗̻͕̺͖͓͕̞̥̱̣̰̞͙̳͈̅̅̐̑̋̏́͆̒̀̒̈͊̄̐̎̾̑͋̈́́͜͝ͅW̷̖̮̪̲̖̺͙̩̓͒͗́̈́̑͗͑̈́̃̓̊͘̚̕̚̚͝͠W̴̨̢̢͚̪̫͕͈͇̠̘̙̯̥͙̳̖͈͈̜͉̙̼̞͖̦̮͕͇̜͕̼̞͍̥̟̰̰̌̾́̎̉͐̓̎̃͛̍͗̀̕͘͜W̶̢̢̠̮͍͍̰̬̻̱͖̫̯̟̘̬̯͐̈͗ͅW̴̨̫̹͍̘̟̜̯̪͓͈̩̜̤̞̭͍̲̲̼̥̺͔̞̯͍̼͍̪̺̤̼͍͇̺͙͈̯̯͔̠͓̋̈́͑̐͌͊̿̽̈́̈́̅͑̈̓̑́̈͒̇̀̿̒̓̆̃͊͗̽̎͆̅͆͂́̎͗̀́͗͂͘̕̚͘̚̕͝͠͠ͅẆ̸̢̧͓͙̫̟͈̤̩̰͖͈̩̭̤̜͚̱̗͇͈͈̺͙̦̗̦̽̈́͗̽̽̿̅̎́́̋̔̽͒͗͘͜W̵̡̪̳̲͍̥̺̼͕̫͚̆͑͂̄͆̓́̆̎̒̒̆͝W̵̢̛̛̜̩̜̪̪͖̘͎̤̙͉͌̆͌͊͛́́̄̾̇́̽̕̚Ẇ̶̢̞̜̠̱̘̥͙̩̘̱̫͍̣̩̖̀̈̊ͅ