Alone For Good Reasons

Faux leather was the worst thing ever created

Lets take a material that can last decades with the right treatment and care and fucking replicate it with the most dogshit ugly flimsiest animal extinction microplastics smells bad unsexual rips in four days garbage disgusting saran wrap we can think of. Ostensibly for vegans.

“Your days are numbered” yeah it’s called a calendar you fucking idiot.

When I go to someone’s blog I have never met in my life and in their bio it’s like ‘Taken’ I’m like fuckkkkkkk……………. wtf what if I wanted u……….

the most sexual emotion a man can feel is fear

Now why would Tumblr user twinktorturer say something like this

we all need to fuck

you tell me this the day after i trade my penis in at gamestop

i haaaate being avoidant. it makes you feel like the world's biggest jackass whenever someone tries to talk to you or whatever and you just Freeze Up

Oh sorry i took a long ass time to reply and didnt say anything. I got arbitrarily scared and tired myself out so now i cant say much. Oopsie teehee. it makes you feel like a huge dickhead

morning/night person is a false dichotomy because its impossible to have any energy at any point of the day

I am whatever the opposite of a speed runner is. I am a game meanderer. I have to look at literally everything. I am overly cautious in every way. I forget to pause and wander away from the game. I take a minimum 7 hours to get through any given level. If you give me a timer I will cry.

Over the last few days this has become everything to me

Me, trying to work out which path progresses the plot so I can go in literally every other direction first,

happy anniversary 

Oh, hey Charlie, sorry you didn’t make it to the 8 year anniversary

(nonchalant) (rock hard) i sense that you kill a lot of people

yesterday i rolled a joint and immediately lost it and my only comfort has been imagining it traveling chef boyardee style down the stairs and across the walkways to a stoner in greater need than myself