“So what? You failed your finals. You gained some weight. So what? You’re single again. You lost your job. So what? What now? You live. You try again. That’s what.”

Therapist: “Are you experiencing any suicidal thoughts?”

every other pkm gym leader: hi! let’s fight! I think [type] pokemon are really cool and strong!

All this talk about gays not being able to drive is blatant erasure of those of us who were brave enough to weather the trials of the DMV (Forbes’ selection for Straightest Place on Earth eleven years in a row) so that we could return triumphant, finally able to drive each other to the 24 hr grocery store at 2 am, the gayest hour, to buy cheap vodka and takis

What the fuck is this though, seriously. This looks like the DVD cover for a gay teen romantic comedy, like Cruel Intentions but wacky instead of moody and tragic. Bad boy Zayn makes a bet with his slutty on-and-off bf Louis that he can sleep with uptight virgin Liam on prom night, only then he falls in LOVE while tenderly fingerbanging Liam on the back of his motorcycle, so he tells Louis he lost the bet, but Liam finds out about it just before they’re crowned Prom Kings and he yells at Zayn in front of the whole school like I WAS JUST A BET TO YOU??? I GAVE YOU EVERYTHING!!! and zayn runs after him in the rain but Liam won’t forgive him and then Zayn writes a poem about it and reads it aloud in English class and cries.