I've watched this literally 20 times and I can't understand a single word this guy is saying

"The dimensional energy spider? Oh don't mind Old Frank, he likes to go for a wander this time of year."

We love Old Frank. He evaporates anyone who's not supposed to be on the property.

You'll need to turn the volume up but god. What a guy. :')

My body is already an inhospitable environment, there’s no way a friggin baby would be able to survive in it

Also babies can’t even fight, how would they fare in battle against my inner demons?

sand tiger sharks

on it, boss lady

I'm not a video content creator but if I were I would rather all of my videos be demonitized and buried by the algorithm than say "unalive" or blip out words like "kill", "rape", "vagina", "nazi" or any other word that advertisers deem to be an instant disqualification for them.

This is about the UK specifically.

Alan Turing (as in the Turing test) was chemically castrated following a conviction for “homosexual acts” in 1952. He committed suicide as a result.

shoutout to depressed and anxious people who often isolate themselves because they don’t have the energy to socialize, they’re scared, don’t believe anyone genuinely wants them around, etc.

Common eider

Oooooohhhh...This you've got to hear!

one thing abt me is that I will NOT take a hint. Spell that shit out for me pookie

happy 99th birthday to this amazing shitpost

Happy 100th birthday, celebrate with a hundred beer bottles full of ice

what do you mean you havent used mindfulness techniques to accept the state of the torture labyrinth as is yet. its like youre not even trying