when you see me again it won’t be me

santa claus but instead of naughty or nice i judge if uve been banal or avant garde 

FUCK. Ive been considering one like this for a while, but for a barrel jack connector, mostly.

sometimes it occurs to me that while "get bottom surgery and then use a strapon" is an obvious course of action for many trans lesbians, a lot of cis people would be extremely confused by the suggestion that someone would do this.

in the future it will be said "we are daughters of the zoomers you couldn't buttmog"

Queer people do not need to get into norse gods, queer people need dialectical materialism.

To be entirely honest I find the idea that queer people need spirituality at all quite insulting, and the unfortunately widespread insistence that there's some metaphysical spiritual element to queerness is rather counterproductive and (to put it bluntly) really fucking annoying.

Yes, your dentist can absolutely tell if you masturbated at home before your appointment. And in fact, a shower and change of clothes does little to hide this. The best step forward is to apologize to your dentist for masturbating.

- mockup of results from my new search engine called "Google OCD"