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@tye-wig-music
 And let those that play your clowns speak no more than is set down for them. For there be of them that will themselves laugh, to set on some quantity of barren spectators to laugh too, though in the mean time some necessary question of the play be then to be considered. That's villanous and shows a most pitiful ambition in the fool that uses it.
-- William Shakespeare, Hamlet
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Until death, all defeat is psychological.
one of my top contenders for funniest lines in this game
The tailors at Colonial Williamsburg made a suit for their cat
The best part is that they were inspired by a diary entry from 1775, written by a 12 year old tailorâs apprentice (Edit: Slight correction, he didnât write it when he was 12, this was him recounting an incident from when he was 12, some years later.) who had been left unsupervised all day and decided to make a suit for a cat. Hereâs a link to the blog post about it, but Iâll just paste the whole diary entry here:
âI had been at work about two months when Christmas came on â and here I must relate a little anecdote. The principal [the tailor] and his lady were invited to a party among their friendsâŚwhile it devolved on me to stay at home and keep house. There was nothing left me in charge to do, only to take care of the house. There was a large cat that generally lay about the fire. In order to try my mechanical powers, I concluded to make a suit of clothing for puss, and for my purpose gathered some scraps of cloth that lay about the shop-board, and went to work as hard as I could. Late in the evening I got my suit of clothes finished; I caught the cat, put on the whole suit â coat, vest, and small-clothes [breeches] â buttoned all on tight, and set down my cat to inspect the fit.Â
âUnfortunately for me there was a hole through the floor close to the fireplace, just large enough for the cat to pass down; after making some efforts to get rid of the clothes, and failing, pussy descended through the hole and disappeared; the floor was tight and the house underpinned with brick, so there was no chance of pursuit. I consoled myself with a hope that the cat would extricate itself from its incumbrance, but not so; night came and I had made on a good fire and seated myself for some two or three hours after dark, when who should make their appearance but my master and mistress and two young men, all in good humor, with two or three bottles of rum. After all were seated around the fire, who should appear amongst us but the cat in his uniform. I was struck speechless, the secret was out and had no chance of concealing; the cat was caught, the whole work inspected and the question asked, is this your dayâs work? I was obliged to answer in the affirmative; I would then have been willing to take a good whipping, and let it stop there, but no, to complete my mortification the clothes were carefully taken off the cat and hung up in the shop for the inspection of all customers that came in.â
iâm sure it works for some people but the thought of marrying your high school sweetheart from your little hometown without ever experiencing anything without them sounds like a punishment for some unforgivable and inhumane act you carried out in a previous life
they tried to kill me for this post
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New York City III, Straight // H.R. Giger
a misogynistic trans man will say "how can i have male privilege when no one believes i'm a man?" but the people he is asking that question to are all his transgender peers (or """community""") who believe that he is a man more than he believes it himself
Wasp-mimic clearwing moth, Euhagena emphytiformis, Sesiidae
Found in the United States
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I was correct here, why was I scared to post it
lilith here making the iron clad case for free public transport
santa claus but instead of naughty or nice i judge if uve been banal or avant gardeÂ
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Priceless jewelry modeled by Ruth Bitsui and Gloria Davis in their own land; Monument Valley. Scanned from the magazine Arizona Highways; April 1979
my tattoo finally healed up
FUCK. Ive been considering one like this for a while, but for a barrel jack connector, mostly.
youâll never guess whatâs on my arm
