This student emailed her philosophy TA after getting her wisdom teeth removed and it’s one for the books
Love you, bye! Read it and weep.
“I will most likely not be normal again until at least Thanksgiving turkey” is now my favorite sentence to use in the future
“please sir” and “i will buy you expo markers” killed me
Thanksgiving turkey and the casual love you bye killed me dead
Transcript (and no, your text reader is not malfunctioning):
[all caps] I emailed my philosophy T.A. while I was high on hydrocodon I’m dead
Kevin-
I believe that I relmebmer you said we, as us students, would be able to send you our papers for classss for you to look at over before we turn them in to cColin if we got them to you by the 22nd of Novermber. I unfortmately got my wisdom teeth sliced outr and have not been reacting very well to the surgery nor the medication I were given/ so I do not thimk that I will be able to habe my paper finishend by Tuesday at all. Is tehere any way I would be able to send you my paper at any later date??? I wnt to do very good on this paper you know becayse I like to do well in my classes. please sir I workled very hard and thouught that I would be abel to finish it on time but my doctor said I will most likelly not be normal again until at least Thanksginvg turkey. If you say no then that is okay but i would be sad and i would reallyyyy lik e it if you said yes.
Thank you Kevin, my dude.
Abby Jo Hamele (pronounced hah-mil-lee) (if you were wondering)
P.S. I will answer youpr questions in class forever so theere are not any more awkard silence. and i will buy you expo markers that work (even thougih our tuition should pay for markers that work)
love you bye
There’s something so sort of wistful about “I will most likelly not be normal again until at least Thanksginvg turkey.” And at the same time, it makes me laugh so hard it hurts.
