Boobs Don't Work That Way

@boobsdontworkthatway

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Sometimes you just gotta go back to a completely defunct blog to say Trans Rights.

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ozziescribbler

Little comic I did for my newest BABD writeup.

Relates both to the post’s topic of media criticism credentials and to the female sexualization excuse rhetoric we comment on all the time.

~Ozzie

maaarble submitted to boobsdontworkthatway:

w h y

(Sacred Wheel Restaurant in Oakland, CA)

#listen #i don't come back anymore unless something really shocks me #and this #I don't know what to do with this #submission

tinyadventureclub

Hey Adventurers! There’s been an influx of new members lately so I thought now would be a good time to share our FAQ.

What is Tiny Adventure Club?

It’s a celebration of life’s tiny adventures, like trying new food, stargazing or simply surviving another week. A Tiny Adventure can be almost anything.

How can I become a member of the Tiny Adventure Club?

Document and share your adventures in the #tinyadventureclub or #tiny adventure club tag. (I check both of them.) Please note: I ask that you do not submit adventures through the ask box or through messaging. A full inbox doesn’t play nice with my executive dysfunction. But please feel free to drop a us message if you’d like!

What counts as a tiny adventure?

Adventure is relative. What counts as a tiny adventure is purely up to you. We’ve awarded badges to everything from getting out of bed to hiking for the first time.

How do I get a badge?

I do my best to award as many badges as I can, but I’m just one small adventurer. I go through the tag regularly and award them.

#Also this one

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This number will kick right over to a voicemail where you will have 3 minutes to share whatever it is you feel like sharing.

Here are some things we like hearing from people:

stories

poems

jokes

rants

advice

But it could be anything really. It’s up to you.

Why? I dunno. Seemed like something fun to do. A different way to hear from different people.

Voicemails usually take around a week to post.

#hey #this is another blog I run #you might like it?

happierman

“… and make sure the beaver has huge tits.”

wardenmcpherson

@boobsdontworkthatway

#idk man #at least it's a mammal?

would you ever consider having a co-owner to this blog?

Well, I’ve done it before so maybe. The trick is finding someone who wouldn’t post art from amateur artists or just a bunch of fetish art.

I CAN'T BELIEVE I'VE BEEN FOLLOWING YOU FOR LIKE A GOOD YEAR AND SOME CHANGE AND I NOW JUST REALIZED YOUR PHOTO IS WINNIE THE POOH WITH TITTIES

Oh my god. I am laughing so hard.

ballen126 replied to your post “is this blog still active?”

Why isn't it active? A lack of content (I assume not)? A lack of time? I loved the updates here :)

I started this blog like 5 years ago, and I’ve just kinda lost interest.

Plus once you’ve seen multiple hot dog bun titties it all just seems so pointless.

#ballen126 #I actually shocked to find that it's #still so active in terms of notes?

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is this blog still active?

Not really, tbh.

#Anonymous

lmao ur icon is goals :)

Please love yourself.

#Anonymous #s

eschergirls

ootorisakuya submitted:

Minamoto no Yoritomo from Delight Work’s Fate Grand Order… yeah, I don’t know. This is just bad all around. (Illustrator: Honjou Raita)

I’m trying hard not to just caption this “boobserker”… and failing…

beatonna

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I had a lot of fun with this on twitter, so I just kept on going with it. But you know, I’m always kind of touched by how strongly fans support their favourite characters, and there is a lot of love for Cloak and Dagger, and you can see why because there are some pretty great things about that pair. But that costume, come on, it’s a big old slice of tit window pie. They don’t always dress Dagger like that, but yeah they mostly do! But they probably won’t on the tv show! I didn’t dwell on Cloak very much in a comic about tit windows, but, here’s something. I tweeted this essay a while ago when I read it, but Cloak’s lack of a body really brought it to mind again, and you should totally read it, though mostly it is about the character Cyborg, it is relevant here too: Humanity Not Included: DC’s Cyborg and the Mechanization of the Black Body by Robert Jones, Jr.

HECK YES

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kerokerofuntime

assuming shes average height. her boobs appear to be about 1/3 her torso and average torso of a female being 22.6” her boobs are about 7.5” long. a foot is 12 inches. theyre moving at 5,600ft aka 67200 inches a second. her boobs are flopping 8960 times a second.

chibisokka-blog

8960 flops per second would result in the shockwaves from her breasts emitting an 8960 Hz tone, which is actually a very shrill noise within the range of human hearing. You can enter 8960 into this website to hear an audio sample of what her breast-tone would approximately sound like

letshearitfortheuniverse

Did all of you major in boob math

kazzyboii

I HAVE BEEN LOOKING FOR THIS EVERYWHERE AND I HAVE FOUND IT AGAIN AT LASt

boobsdontworkthatway

Reblogging an old classic for boob physics appreciation. Bless you for calculating this. -s

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hell-cube-deactivated20230327

At long last…. bun titty.

boobsdontworkthatway

I feel like we’re done here.

#jfc

midtown120blues-deactivated2018

i got this new anime plot. basically theres this high school girl except shes got huge boobs. i mean some serious honkers. a real set of badonkers. packin some dobonhonkeros. massive dohoonkabhankoloos. big old tonhongerekoogers

itwashotwestayedinthewater

what happens next?!

midtown120blues-deactivated2018

transfer student shows up one day with even bigger bonkhonagahoogs. humungous hungolomghnonoloughongous

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