be fierce

the saddest death in harry potter is my respect for jk rowling

we make fun of thorin getting lost in the shire but you know the nazgul also had to keep asking for directions to find bag end so maybe hobbits’ city planning is just wack

The Hobbits have spent generations making their roads complex af to keep Gandalf out

Theory accepted 

#which is why they’re always so sulky whenever he shows up………….#oh………….you found ur way back………………how nice…………….. (via @thisbrilliantsky)

Which is also why Gandalf is always late

hyvä ja pyöreä….

It’s gonna be so goddamn surreal to have new Tolkien content to talk about again like… how do I even… process that… Like they’re eventually going to be releasing casting choices…? How am I supposed to just deal with some amazon executive shoving The Bachelor Contestant #12 at me and telling me he’s like fuckin Ereinion Gil Galad, High King of the Noldor, Son of Fingon, Son of-? LIKE… that’s not their call, they don’t get to decide that! Who gave you the right! Fuck you!

spin the bottle except instead of kissing each other you fight

i’m so glad i live in 2016 so i dont have to deal with these massive terrifying animals except the blue whale, but shes gentle and good

Hell pig

NOT gonna say this again!! A CYBORG is something PARTIALLY ROBOTIC. An ANDROID is something that is FULLY ROBOTIC, MADE TO LOOK HUMAN. A ROBOT is FULLY ROBOTIC and NOT DESIGNED TO LOOK HUMAN!!