Yikés

if i were a guy i’d sooo be picking fights at bars as a repressed homosexuality thing

i love poison omelette

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got some kick to it i tell you what

what doesnt kill you is still valuable data points for a graph im working on titled "how to kill you"

[new to sadism] I'm gonna hurt the blood out of you

[new to masochism] no 😦

joining the war on kids reading any book they want on the side of kids reading any book they want. simply you will be fine. it's even good to be confronted with things you don't understand and even find upsetting, uncomfortable and difficult. it's a surprise tool that will help you later.

Baby sphinx trying to be like mama and waylaying travelers, but all its riddles are completely non-sensical like the ones a 1st grader would tell

"less is more" is a lie perpetuated by big small to sell more less

put out some water to boil then accidentally fell asleep and when i woke up there was a terrible smell and no water in the pot. so in a sense i succeeded at boiling water. perhaps more than i ever have

Wheres that stupid Eminem meme

Phenomenal, thank you

its just so crazymaking how martin is like “its my responsibility to save as many people as possible; too bad im nobody and nothing” and jon is like “its my responsibility to save everyone; too bad im some kind of monster” and then they get super focused on saving each other and then they fail at that too 👍