A creature on the moon

now, pecker means penis. and wood means boner. so of course you would make assumptions about the term woodpecker. but no. the bird

“what radicalized you” bro EMPATHY

"what radicalized you" well in kindergarten they told me to share things and be nice to people.

BACKFLIP!!!!!!! *FUCKINg dies from brain trauma* ouhahhhhghhhh

my favorite thing to come from the phm fandom is low res rocky. like yes that's a circle with five legs that's my boy.

I would unironically love this

this cheese was aged by sending it to the beach that makes you old

Can you imagine being stuck in space completely alone with only the corpses of your friends for company, and the first living thing you meet after 46 years of that misery is a fucking weird alien creature who just rolls up with crazy advanced tech and goes "hi let's work together" and makes it possible for you to save your world through the power of friendship and molecular biology. AND THEN you find out that in this creature's language, its name means "mercy". Happened to my good friend Rocky btw

we have GOT to be shaming people for using chatgpt

like i can’t express how much hope it gives me seeing other people’s niche obsessions or ship content or whatever even if it’s “fandomslop” or already existing characters it’s so much better than making nothing i have to tell myself this repeatedly YOU HAVE TO MAKE THINGS EVEN IF THEY’RE STUPID AND “BAD” PLEASE DON’T EVER STOP. YOU KNOW WHY BECAUSE I WANT TO SEE THEM. DO YOU KNOW HOW BEAUTIFUL IT IS TO LOVE LIKE THIS

the sexual tension between two gas stations on the same intersection

I’m so sick of this shit. Two gastations can’t even be on the same block without some walnut shipping them, while I can’t find a single fic for dennys/applebees with dennys bottoming.

you’re literally out of your mind if you think Dennys isnt a top

Undulates anguilliformly at you to confuse and threaten you with my highly maneuverable body