Unbelievably Boring.

pillows have stopped having a cold side some time ago

if I was matt murdock and I found out the same chemical spill that blinded me and lit the world on “fire” turned a bunch of turtles into pizza loving ninjas I would lose it actually

my blog is for the people who in group settings start talking and then stop realizing no one was listening to them. i’m listening. i would nod my head at you to continue while everyone around us is too loud to notice. you have a friend in me.

"there's no platonic explanation for this" some of y'all need better friends

"there's no platonic explanation for this" some of y'all need to be better friends

As today is the 50th anniversary of the moon landing, it’s a great time to revisit Dinah from Devon’s memory of this historic event. And yes, still makes me laugh.

Today is the 54th anniversary of the moon landing, but Dinah’s diary entry is still absolutely magnificent.

57th anniversary of the moon landing and the best diary entry in the history of diary entries. Sit down Samuel Pepys, it’s over. UGH.

To be specific, here in the UK this could (if she wasn’t a politically influential billionaire) result in 6-24 months in prison and a place on the sex offender's registry.