WOAGH!!!

im going to fix my entire life

When?

Like Um. later

must feel good as fuck to curse a prince for being rude to you while you were larping as an old woman for no reason

good morning to the beaten and the damned only

I think part of getting better is complete ego death. Like you’re not above setting a timer for 5 minutes and focusing on a task. You’re not above doing a very simple 3 minute workout to start. You’re not above reading for 10 minutes a day when you first get out of your reading slump, even if you used to read for hours. You’re not above starting slow and then building up to where you want to be/where you once were. What you are above is total inertia. Doing something really is better than doing nothing. Radically accept where you are, radically accept your limits, and go from there. Don’t let your ego get in the way.

have you guys heard that they expect you to complete *assignments* at uni????????? disgusting. their cruelty knows no bounds

I know we are all like "people in caveman times would drill holes in their head to relieve headaches" andwe go oh that's so stupid that's so dumb but like. then I get a headache and I'm like.ooooh I get it I get it. Grug prepare the drill.

goo goo dolls if they were in dune: and i don’t want the worm to see me

HELLO ! have you thought about Van Gogh’s First Steps today ?

i'm jesting dude. lighten up.

if i order fries and they come out stacked this high im tongue kissing the chef

no offense but check yes juliet kill the limbo i’ll keep tossin rocks at your window

always thinking of that “i couldn’t stop wasting time” quote

the number one rule of being an adult is Dont Think About Anything That Happened In 9th Grade

I hate that when you’re stressed enough your body just starts falling apart. I think it should realize you’re already stressed and don’t need that and start functioning better actually