WOAGH!!!

have you guys heard that they expect you to complete *assignments* at uni????????? disgusting. their cruelty knows no bounds

I know we are all like "people in caveman times would drill holes in their head to relieve headaches" andwe go oh that's so stupid that's so dumb but like. then I get a headache and I'm like.ooooh I get it I get it. Grug prepare the drill.

goo goo dolls if they were in dune: and i don’t want the worm to see me

HELLO ! have you thought about Van Gogh’s First Steps today ?

i'm jesting dude. lighten up.

if i order fries and they come out stacked this high im tongue kissing the chef

no offense but check yes juliet kill the limbo i’ll keep tossin rocks at your window

always thinking of that “i couldn’t stop wasting time” quote

the number one rule of being an adult is Dont Think About Anything That Happened In 9th Grade

I hate that when you’re stressed enough your body just starts falling apart. I think it should realize you’re already stressed and don’t need that and start functioning better actually

Well Ok I like this

the thing is that childhood doesn't just end when you turn 18 or when you turn 21. it's going to end dozens of times over. your childhood pet will die. actors you loved in movies you watched as a kid will die. your grandparents will die, and then your parents will die. it's going to end dozens and dozens of times and all you can do is let it. all you can do is stand in the middle of the grocery store and stare at freezers full of microwave pizza because you've suddenly been seized by the memory of what it felt like to have a pizza party on the last day of school before summer break. which is another ending in and of itself