It's heating absolute rivalry

i gotta think about shane hole to make it through my day

I was literally put on this earth to eat dick and pussy and bleed out slowly in the snow

myilya has been canceled no less than 14 times

sorry lol it is so galling to see an autistic meltdown/overwhelm be described as a Bad Mood like go fuck yourself

ilya promising children cash if they win knowing he's gonna let them win and then asking shane for money because he doesn't have his wallet. he wasn't even an annoying husband yet but he was letting shane know his potential

i can’t stop thinking about ilya clubbing circa 2011. diesel jeans, shitty prada button up, hair absolutely CRISPY with gel. cliff marleau on his left tricked out head to toe in ed hardy. cloud of fucking paco robanne in the booth. cîroc with a sparkler sticking out of the neck. “this my fucking song, marly!” and it’s david guetta’s ‘where them girls at.’ he’s so drunk, he’s so loud, he’s got the drips, he’s spent $2300 in two hours. no one knows he’s gonna be gay married in ten years. i have to cry!

so funny that hayden and jj get mad at shane for doing something that essentially boils down to Lying at Work. oh he didnt tell you about ilya. hes at work. you can lie at work who cares.