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@ilyasleatherbackpack

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Good morning. I like you. and Ilya's pulse going so hard
i gotta think about shane hole to make it through my day
I was literally put on this earth to eat dick and pussy and bleed out slowly in the snow
myilya has been canceled no less than 14 times

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sorry lol it is so galling to see an autistic meltdown/overwhelm be described as a Bad Mood like go fuck yourself
I COULD MAKE THIS ABOUT SHANE
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ilya promising children cash if they win knowing he's gonna let them win and then asking shane for money because he doesn't have his wallet. he wasn't even an annoying husband yet but he was letting shane know his potential

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harris: wait wait shane and ilya you guys were banging over a DECADE AGO? jesus christ like nobody alive could possibly have imagined that luca:
Obsessed with the idea of Shane randomly encountering Bad Bunny at a bar just like he encountered Rose. (Because he has the BEST luck.)
But he doesn't know who Bad Bunny is, and Bad Bunny doesn't know who Shane is... So they're both just making small talk with this hot guy they met at the bar while they wait for their drinks. They're enjoying talking to someone who doesn't know their celebrity status. And Shane is getting a little flustered despite being married, because damn if this guy isn't his type, and Bad Bunny is lowkey flirting with him.
And then Ilya shows up and has a heart attack. Alternating between fanboying over Bad Bunny and wanting to fight him. Just standing there frozen with this bonkers expression on his face.
And Shane is completely oblivious. "Hey, you're back! I ordered you a beer. Oh, and this is Benito. Benito, this is my husband Ilya........... Baby, are you okay? Why do you look like that?"
i can’t stop thinking about ilya clubbing circa 2011. diesel jeans, shitty prada button up, hair absolutely CRISPY with gel. cliff marleau on his left tricked out head to toe in ed hardy. cloud of fucking paco robanne in the booth. cîroc with a sparkler sticking out of the neck. “this my fucking song, marly!” and it’s david guetta’s ‘where them girls at.’ he’s so drunk, he’s so loud, he’s got the drips, he’s spent $2300 in two hours. no one knows he’s gonna be gay married in ten years. i have to cry!

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so funny that hayden and jj get mad at shane for doing something that essentially boils down to Lying at Work. oh he didnt tell you about ilya. hes at work. you can lie at work who cares.
I didn't like any of the designs I'd seen for the Ottawa centaurs so far, and I needed it for a background detail, so I said fuck it and made my own.
I decided to maintain the Roman angle by aping centaurs in Roman pottery, and maintain the phallic angle by positioning the hockey stick so it looked extra hung