so about sigourney weaver in alien (1979)...

whatever hildegards your bingen

so when do they let him start wearing the top hat and the big silk sash that says MAYOR

i think taylor swift wishes she was bisexual because she knows it would make her slightly more money. whereas sabrina carpenter wishes she was bisexual so she could have sex with someone who looks exactly like herself. and ariana grande wishes she was bisexual because she did too many designer drugs on the set of wicked and now she has kin memories of being glinda for real

the last couple of days I've been noticing way more buds than usual on the branches of trees and bushes. I think something big is about to happen

The urge to get bigger and cuntier glasses every year is craaaaazy closer to 30 fr

the female loneliness epidemic has been ongoing since 10,000 BC and that's why men think women aren't lonely

lana del rey ultraviolence voice: he used to call me DM… it stood for dungeon master