Mister Comedy

why the fuck do people always remind you that taco bell isn’t real mexican food like do you not think that i know that like do you think i go to taco bell because i think the 16 year old white guy behind the window just made me authentic mexican cuisine two minutes before i pulled to the second window no do you know why i go to taco bell it’s because it’s 1:30am and my life is terrible so i order a coke and five dorito loco tacos and shove them down my face in the parking lot

Should be commissioned as an ad for Taco Bell

Excuse me, 911, i just witnessed a murder

HOLY SHIT

me, holding my thumb over my laptop’s power button: do you need a time out or are you done

don’t worry, you’re still in the “early life” part of your wikipedia page

I actually want to kill myself

i wish i could get this tattooed on me

calling in thicc today

these are the most early 2000s nu metal motherfuckers i have ever laid my eyes on, and exactly what i would expect from the people who voiced ed edd n eddy