Historical Snail

Oh, well. They must've done it off screen.

We know, Cap, you want to be held tightly.

And then get back to me so we can all talk about how the same team that created a show about a mansion full of queer, neurodivergent ghosts first created a whole world of queer, neurodivergent creatures.

Captain: Julian, you assured me to keep this top secret! I mean, er... what Fanny said.

The former is the guy Cap thinks he wants, all perfect and just standing there all amazing, and the latter is the guy Cap deserves, an authority figure with a rugged scar on his face who protects him from the haters.

And then one day he looks at Pat lovingly, when suddenly his eyes widen and he goes "Oh no. I ended up with Daddy!"

Humphrey: I can feel the hijinks beginning to ensue!

If they'd gotten away with it, they would've made Thomas a teenager. One little change, and suddenly his whole personality makes so much more sense!

Larry: Not again.