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You know, I kinda miss the way Wattpad used to be...

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reblog if you would never let ai write fanfics for you
in light of AO3s outage id like to once again say a very big thank you to fanfiction writers
I think you guys are very cool and the backbone of fandomspace, i wouldnt be making content myself if it wasnt for epic sexy fanfiction to keep me invested and full of intrigue
I always try to leave comments, i wish it could be every chapter and i try to do this but i know i be slacking sometimes and i need to do better here in this regard
sometimes a theme recurs in your work without your permission. and sometimes it reaches a threshold where you're like. well now i think this is saying something about me against my will. don't know what though
I might be creating a piece within the Iron Lung universe because the lore fascinated me and I want to expand on it

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fandom etiquette as a whole died when people who didnβt grow up on fandoms became stans during lockdown, yes, but why am i seeing people openly mocking fics on twitter. why am i seeing screenshots of fics with captions like βbro what is this π.β why am i seeing people mock fic writers for not knowing how sports or theater or college or any other organization operates in the real world.
βcollege is absolutely nothing like thisβ βwhy are we writing four people on the team scoring a hat trick in one gameβ βso tech work is nothing like this, hope that helps!β
if you donβt like a fic, and if you canβt suspend your belief enough to enjoy a fic that exaggerates or ignores real-world orgs, you donβt have to read it. you donβt have to screenshot it and put it on blast for twitter. you donβt have to post a link to it in the replies. the back button is literally there on your phone. itβs not giving babyβs first fandom anymore, itβs giving entitled asshole and it isnβt as cute as you think it is.
The tragic relationship between an adult and the novel they started writing in middle school but never finished.
I look at a fun, whimsical, and/or sexy AU and decide I need to get really into it
Be prepared to get comments like "Your hair is so pretty. You wrote her hair so pretty. Why is she so pretty?" And "Your writing is so good. I can really tell what he's saying and oh he smells so nice. That's a cool looking bag. Your beta has awesome shoes I bet. What's her name?"
Let the endless compliment cycle begin.
Iβm so into this
It's five years later, I just saw this pop up on my feed, and I'm still so into this
Writing a character who becomes severely malnourished/dehydrated/sleep-deprived?
Hereβs what youβll need to know! Learn all about the wonders of the human body and add scientifically-accurate drama to your stories.
MALNOURISHMENT
DEATH: average - 21 days (3 weeks), max ever recorded - 70 days (2.3 months)
6 HOURS: grouchiness and hunger due to lack of glucose.
24 HOURS - 48 HOURS: hunger very apparent; pains in stomach; body has entered ketosis and is using fatty acids as energy.
72 HOURS+: muscles begin to get broken down for energy.
You will become: increasingly depressed, irritable, hysteric apathetic; decline in concentration, comprehension and judgement; social isolation and withdrawal; possible self-harm.
If your character doesnβt eat for 5 consecutive days, they are at risk of Refeeding Syndrome. This is extremely dangerous and can be fatal.
recommended reading:
The Minnesota Starvation Experiment
Psychology of starvation based on the above experiment.
DEHYDRATION
DEATH: average 3 days; some live 8 - 10 days
for the calculations: TWV = total water volume in body; average adult loses 2.5 litres of water per day.
Assuming that your character does not eat, drink or absorb any moisture.
9 HOURS/2% TWV: thirst, discomfort, dry skin, loss of appetite; 50% loss of performance for athletes; elevated body temperature, rapid heartbeat, fatigue, dizziness when standing, decreased fluid secretion (sweat, urination, tears, etc).
24 HOURS/6% TWV: sleepiness, severe headaches, nausea, tingling in limbs.
36 - 72 HOURS/ 6 - 15% TWV: no urination, seizures, muscle spasms, shriveled skin, fainting, vision dimming, delirium.
72 HOURS+/15% TWV+: Organ failure.
recommended reading:
dehydration on the psychology wiki.
SLEEP DEPRIVATION
DEATH: not known, but can stay awake for 11 days; max chronic sleep deprivation ever recorded (until death) - 6 months.
NOTE: This does not mean you can stay awake for 6 months. It means you can survive that long with chronic sleep deprivation - going days without sleep and then sleeping once or twice.
24 HOURS: mental ability impairment of someone who has blood-alcohol content of 0.10%; everything is worse - emotional control, memory, attention, decision-making, hand-eye coordination.
36 HOURS: hormonal spikes everywhere; losing time; lack of motivation; head buzzing like youβre dehydrated.
48 HOURS: microsleep, regardless of what youβre doing (you fall asleep for 1-30 seconds and then become disorientated);
72 HOURS+: say goodbye to higher mental processes like decision-making and planning. Also, say good bye to saying goodbye because even simple conversations are hard.
80 HOURS+: β¦ and hello, hallucinations!
recommended reading:
this article of a soldierβs experience with sleep deprivation.
Eleven Days Awake; The Experiment.

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I guess I'll be writing more OC/Canon fics now! And more oddly specific fics!
my writing plans for this year: more fucked up stories, more age gaps, more old man loving (and fucking), more messy imperfect smut, more hot evil women being obsessed with other women, more completely self-indulgent stories, more OCs, less caring about what others demand, yell about or make fun of. amen.
Resources For Writing Sketchy Topics
Medicine
A Study In Physical Injury
Comas
Medical Facts And Tips For Your Writing Needs
Broken Bones
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Unconsciousness & Head Trauma
Blood Loss
Stab Wounds
Pain & Shock
All About Mechanical Injuries (Injuries Caused By Violence)
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Portraying a kleptomaniac.
Playing a character with cancer.
How to portray a power driven character.
Playing the manipulative character.
Portraying a character with borderline personality disorder.
Playing a character with Orthorexia Nervosa.
Writing a character who lost someone important.
Playing the bullies.
Portraying the drug dealer.
Playing a rebellious character.
How to portray a sociopath.
How to write characters with PTSD.
Playing characters with memory loss.
Playing a pyromaniac.
How to write a mute character.
How to write a character with an OCD.
How to play a stoner.
Playing a character with an eating disorder.
Portraying a character who is anti-social.
Portraying a character who is depressed.
How to portray someone with dyslexia.
How to portray a character with bipolar disorder.
Portraying a character with severe depression.
How to play a serial killer.
Writing insane characters.
Playing a character under the influence of marijuana.
Tips on writing a drug addict.
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Writing a character with Nymphomania.
Writing a character with schizophrenia.
Writing a character with Dissociative Identity Disorder.
Writing a character with depression.
Writing a character who suffers from night terrors.
Writing a character with paranoid personality disorder.
How to play a victim of rape.
How to play a mentally ill/insane character.
Writing a character who self-harms.
Writing a character who is high on amphetamines.
How to play the stalker.
How to portray a character high on cocaine.
Playing a character with ADHD.
How to play a sexual assault victim.
Writing a compulsive gambler.
Playing a character who is faking a disorder.
Playing a prisoner.
Portraying an emotionally detached character.
How to play a character with social anxiety.
Portraying a character who is high.
Portraying characters who have secrets.
Portraying a recovering alcoholic.
Portraying a sex addict.
How to play someone creepy.
Portraying sexually/emotionally abused characters.
Playing a character under the influence of drugs.
Playing a character who struggles with Bulimia.
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never lose hope. somewhere, a middle-aged, gender ambiguous person with an advanced degree in an esoteric field and a fiber arts hobby could be crashing out and pinning all their remaining mental health on getting obsessed with your otp. any day now, the most elegantly written 100k fanfic you have ever read is going to hit ao3. it could happen. it has happened.
reblog to give writers the power to write 10k words of porn without plot
PLEEEAASE
PLOT KEEPS SNEAKING IN AND THEN I DON'T FINISH IT

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π Nostalgiacore zine fic submission: Home.pager π
He was β immortalised under your hands over too many nights after college classes β an eternal young adult: his eyes electric green, sparking with the same reckless, relentless streak that defined his childhood years in the early manga volumes. As he posed at the ready on the pedestal in his battle outfit, his signature Meteora rope dart arced around him, powdered in a silvery sheen from your spamming of the Dodge tool. To you, it always resembled a halo. And you were all devotees to the same angel.
An original story I wrote for the "Nostalgia Keeps Me Down" zine + anthology hosted by @vinegarzines. Told from the POV of an online fanshrine owner in the early 2000s, it chronicles her experiences as a fan, artist and curator, as her website grows in popularity... and eventually reaches a turning point when the anonymous nature of the Internet truly lets itself known.
Because who are we, as fellow fans, to gatekeep what the meaning of "fandom" can be?
[ Read the fic on Geocities AO3 ]
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"Nostalgia Keeps Me Down" is (of course) a nostalgia-centric, somewhat horror-laced anthology featuring stories that revolve around childhood, memories, and maybe less-than-rosy screenshots of what the Internet used to be. It's a free digital zine, so check it out if you haven't already!
πΉπ· [ Download the zine at itch.io ] π·πΉ
I hope this is a safe place to say that I wrote about 200 words for my Mai/June ATLA fic at work