Raccoon that was given a Typewriter 🫀

We have this interesting situation where we basically no longer have privacy nor the expectation of privacy, but we also don't have community or meaningful connection with others, so we're all simultaneously both completely exposed and absolutely alone, and please understand that when I say this situation is "interesting", what I in fact mean is that it's "nightmarish and I wish I could wake up"

You know how much I would lose my mind if I was at an aquarium and turned a corner to see a wild ass heron staring at a fish tank

alex if this becomes a fucking copypasta meme i’m gonna lose it

booty shorts that say, “THIS IS A SYSTEM. THE REASON THAT THIS WORKS IS BECAUSE EVERY COMPONENT OF THE ORGANIZATION AND ITS RESOURCES WORK TOGETHER” on the ass

@rox-and-prose I am now legally obligated to ensure you have seen this.

Help, I’m trying to get my system to works but I’m dummy thicc and the clap of my organization and its resources keeps violating human rights laws.

OH MY FUCKING GOD

oh i see this fucken post of my 4am study notes hellbrain is still alive

the problem with tumblr spells is all of you lil sluts are casting and not giving it time to charge so you're all casting cantrips and not 9th level death spells. everyone wants to be the one to take them down no one wants to be the one who assists

Wait stop. everyone +like now and spread it a little but cast on the same day in August. lets try August 6th or something.

CAST NOW

You listen to music regularly? Why? Have you even tried quitting? Could you quit? You get music stuck in your head? Wow. You're so ruined and music brained. I bet you make your partners listen to music with you when you have sex. Music addiction has really ruined a whole generation. You know it's not realistic to expect reverb in real life, right? You're probably so desensitized that you don't even feel anything anymore when you hear a bird singing that it wants some fuck.

actually pigs shouldn't be at pride even outside of uniform. fuck those guys

if you decide to become a police officer then that outweighs any other marginalised identity you can rustle up like. not sorry, who asked you to willingly become a pig

similarly, the social class of a police officer is cop.

that rocks

Alright, let’s settle down

Guys I love Liushen 😭😭😭😭 so much😭😭😭😭😭 they're everything to me, they're the air that I breathe and the blood that runs through my veins