i'll have you for breakfast

Why are you bisexual!!??

tipsy af and lips of an angel and the diary of jane just played back to back on my drunk playlist

sometimes i get a little self conscious about my instagram reels, but then all i have to do is look down and find dan howell right there beside me, and everything feels okay again

ilya, touch starved, depressed, two seconds away from hitting the floor, going through the absolute horrors of not being able to be affectionate with the love of his life in public

coffee shop owner near my office handed me my latte with two extra shots of espresso (6 total) and told me i was gonna be zinging off the walls but that she was probably gonna steal my order every once in a while, and all i see is a win for both of us